We will just defile that one too...
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Fuck a duck. I just broke a molar.
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I'll grab it right by the pussy!
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Yeesh! Sorry bro. That sucks. I've done that repeatedly.
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Right BY the pussy? So like inner/upper thigh?
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Douche. I mean, touche! IN! In the pussy!
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I've never broken one before. Hopeful the dentist can maybe patch it up real nice with the filling goop and not need a crown. But I really have no idea.

I think Imma ask for a gold toof. Nobody will be able to see it, but I'll know.

Then Imma start using the word aks instead of ask.
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Troof instead of truth?
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You should see my knife collection, it's sharp.
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Save the money for hookers and blow. and I thought it was axe? Oh, and that sucks.
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You seem nice!
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Gotta get this shit fixed. The jagged edge is already bugging my cheek.
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Bad timing on a weekend. Got any superglue or bondo?
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JB Weld and gold spray paint?
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Duct tape and Fruit Stripe work?
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