I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Katipan 04:36 PM 03-16-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan :
Seriously, I'm supposed to walk up to a random girl in the canned goods aisle and whisper:
"I'll guarantee 2 screaming orgasms tonight, and if you work as hard as I do, you can have one too."
Sounds like a good way to get slapped.
Well sure, in canned goods!
Thats a meat department kind of line.
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keg in kc 04:42 PM 03-16-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan :
Well sure, in canned goods!
Thats a meat department kind of line.
Produce. Massage a cantaloupe while you do it. Don't forget to lick your lips suggestively. And then your chin and eyebrows if you're able.
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Hammock Parties 05:07 PM 03-16-2009
Katipan 05:28 PM 03-16-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan :
You folks are disgusting.
It's because we have had great sex.
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keg in kc 05:33 PM 03-16-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan :
It's because we have had great sex.
"Great" is a big word.
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Katipan 05:35 PM 03-16-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc :
"Great" is a big word.
Whatever big girls you tried, none of them can top the 6'5" 360 lb whale I bench pressed every night.
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keg in kc 05:37 PM 03-16-2009
I didn't mean that in a physical sense, lmao.
Although I almost wish I would have.
I was referring to quality.
:-)
As for your behemoth, just remember, it could always have been worse.
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Katipan 05:44 PM 03-16-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc :
I didn't mean that in a physical sense, lmao.
Although I almost wish I would have.
I was referring to quality. :-)
As for your behemoth, just remember, it could always have been worse.
keg... he had a little penis too.
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keg in kc 05:59 PM 03-16-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan :
keg... he had a little penis too.
You won the lottery.
Sounds like a giant version of me.
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Hammock Parties 03:17 PM 03-17-2009
THAT WENT WELL!!!
SHE WAS CUTER THAN EXPECTED!
I ENJOY TITS!
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Iowanian 03:19 PM 03-17-2009
Imagine what SHE is texting HER friends right now...
She got a kick out of your tits too.?
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Dave Lane 03:58 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan :
THAT WENT WELL!!!
SHE WAS CUTER THAN EXPECTED!
I ENJOY TITS!
Good tits rock! But hard nipples really rock
:-) My teeth are clicking just thinking about it
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Hammock Parties 04:02 PM 03-17-2009
Yeah they got pretty hard. She liked them pinched. REAL HARD.
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keg in kc 04:03 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan :
THAT WENT WELL!!!
SHE WAS CUTER THAN EXPECTED!
I ENJOY TITS!
Just wait until you get
under the shirt.
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Hammock Parties 04:07 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc :
Just wait until you get under the shirt.
Here's what will really blow your mind.
I unsnapped that bra, first try, like a PRO.
Biggity BAM!
The internet has taught me well.
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