That sounds wrong.
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you're so dirty
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Not me. I showered this week.
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worthless without pics
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worthless with pics too.
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I don't think that's your decision :-)
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I hold the camera, I hold the cards.
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Where would I use a pickup line? The grocery store?
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stupid rules
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Sure.
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Seriously, I'm supposed to walk up to a random girl in the canned goods aisle and whisper:

"I'll guarantee 2 screaming orgasms tonight, and if you work as hard as I do, you can have one too."

Sounds like a good way to get slapped.
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Here you go...



Just pretend he's white and not bald.
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This should keep me occupied for at least 15 minutes.
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Thats why its funny watching you prance around the board with your new-found can'tbeatgrandpaatarmwrestlin' pipes, trying to swing the pussy axe like a Gladiator, making fun of the way girls look on the internet.

You need to practice with the endless piles of usable wooden sparring swords you've been offered over the years before trying to swing my battle axe.


Is that in "dork enough" wording to sink into some he-man cartoon logic of understanding for you?


Like a good joke, the timing and delivery of the punch line are KEY to it working.


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You, ah, might have wanted to think harder about that one before you posted it.
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