Skyy God 11:56 AM 12-17-2021
MarkDavis'Haircut 09:52 AM 09-02-2022
Originally Posted by rabblerouser :
No way. That sex doll is out of his league.
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Coochie liquor 09:58 AM 09-02-2022
Originally Posted by Carr4MVP :
Yeah, plus there would surely be lots of patches on it from him popping her with his needle dick. You know, the one NOBODY can handle??
:-)
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Sassy Squatch 05:29 PM 09-02-2022
CasselGotPeedOn 05:39 PM 09-02-2022
A man fabricates an exotic vacation with an imaginary girlfriend and posts about it on his favorite message board. You won't Belize what happens next...
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Coochie liquor 06:10 PM 09-02-2022
Originally Posted by CasselGotPeedOn :
This scenario is already hard to Belize, does this story have a Placencia ending??
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threebag 07:31 PM 09-02-2022
Some shit is hard to Belize and some people will Belize everything.
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Sassy Squatch 07:42 PM 09-02-2022
rabblerouser 09:35 PM 09-02-2022
Iowanian 09:38 PM 09-02-2022
This is proof that you can’t Belize everything you read on the internet.
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rabblerouser 10:35 PM 09-02-2022
Crave can straight up lick Belize nuts.
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Coochie liquor 07:02 PM 09-03-2022
Belize it or not, Craves never been there
The way he lies is just so free-ee-eee
Lying his way seems to come easily
Could could it beeee
Craves never been to Belize!
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BWillie 07:06 PM 09-03-2022
Originally Posted by rabblerouser :
God damn it
Rabble may have won the thread
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threebag 08:52 PM 09-03-2022
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor :
:-) Greatest American Liar
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rabblerouser 01:31 AM 09-04-2022
Originally Posted by BWillie :
Sir, in this thread, we are ALL winners who are eating that ass on the beach in Belize.
All of us except Crave. We know he's not eating that ass. Because he's a fucking loser.
This is one of the greatest threads in the history of CP. I do nominate it for inclusion in the Hall.
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scho63 07:42 AM 09-04-2022
The Moral of the Story: Don't Belize everything you read on the internet.
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