I just feel like everyone is going to spend all week talking about Mahomes' ankle or Burrow being a Demigod or Chase against this young secondary or Lou Anarumo being a psychopath...and then in the end it's just going to Samaje Perine bludgeoning Bolton and Gay to death.
Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brioni:
You hide after the New England loss :-) that automatically made me right. I declared victory and it wasn't contested.
I declare you're an idiot. I wonder if we're both right? [Reply]
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Ohhhh.....I like riddles.
No fun story time this time. I just had Covid for 10 days, felt like shit (unlike last time) and didn't have the energy to ramp up enough brain cells to argue. I didn't post on my mothership either. [Reply]
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
No fun story time this time. I just had Covid for 10 days, felt like shit (unlike last time) and didn't have the energy to ramp up enough brain cells to argue. I didn't post on my mothership either.
Well there's your problem.
If you don't test for COVID, you don't actually have it.
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
My nephew pretty much thinks I'm an asshole since I made him cry with one of those SplatRball guns.
Look kid, if you're gonna make me play this game and then shoot me in the back, don't be surprised when I chase your ass into a corner and turn you into a sobbing puddle.
I don't know why I had to apologize, I kept all the shots below the neck. Next time he'll make sure not to wear shorts if he's gonna shoot his uncle when his back's turned. That's a lot of exposed skin, kid. And I ain't here to NOT teach you a lesson.
If you won't learn to respect your elders, maybe you'll learn to respect your betters...
Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch:
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is splatterball
Little gel-beads you put in a bucket of water to absorb it and then you put them in a hopper. Then a battery operated gun will rip off about 3-5 shots a second on full-auto.
If you imagine paintball for 8-10 yr olds, you're not far off.
But they showed up with a whole bucket of 'the guns we play with at the pool' -- fuck all that, I knew the plan and got the one off Amazon with the negative reviews that said "This leaves welts on my children..."
You're goddamn right it does. Lots of 'em. Leaves them on adults as well, it turns out (found this out on a float trip - yeah, I was hammered, what of it!?!?!). [Reply]
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Little gel-beads you put in a bucket of water to absorb it and then you put them in a hopper. Then a battery operated gun will rip off about 3-5 shots a second on full-auto.
If you imagine paintball for 8-10 yr olds, you're not far off.
But they showed up with a whole bucket of 'the guns we play with at the pool' -- fuck all that, I knew the plan and got the one off Amazon with the negative reviews that said "This leaves welts on my children..."
You're goddamn right it does. Lots of 'em. Leaves them on adults as well, it turns out (found this out on a float trip - yeah, I was hammered, what of it!?!?!).
We'd make horrible drinking buddies. I mean, fun for us....horrible for everyone else. [Reply]
So after the float trip I put the thing in the gun safe (my 10 year old had sworn revenge on behalf of her cousin so I had to hide it).
My wife has confiscated it. I have no idea where it is.
If I ever find it, I'm putting it back in the safe and changing the code.
Then, when someone breaks into the house and she gets raped because she doesn't know the new code to the gun safe, guess who's gonna get the last laugh?
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
No fun story time this time. I just had Covid for 10 days, felt like shit (unlike last time) and didn't have the energy to ramp up enough brain cells to argue. I didn't post on my mothership either.
Get ready. The Bengals look like it's going to be long-Covid. [Reply]
