Smokem fuckin peace pipe

I've smoked weed every. single. day. for the past year and a half or so.

I decided to take a break, clear my head I guess and go sober for a while.

Not one single withdrawal from it.

You say it's addicting? I think not.

This is why I should not be left alone. My wife is gone till Christmas day if she can avoid hitting the deer. She totaled her last car coming back up here.

Who decided that it would be a good idea that all men have to wear ties? They are uncomfortable and don't serve any purpose at all. Seriously, who made this rule?

Illegals.

Midgets

I like ties.

Suits too.

For roughly a decade, I have been going to bars and if I've been drunk enough...I have danced. For roughly a decade, many of my friends have teased me profusely on days after doing this. Then this "gangnam style" song comes out and I have tons of people saying to me, "dude, Rico! In that 'gangnam style' video, those Korean dudes are pullin' the same moves that you always do!!!" A couple months after hearing that song on the radio a thousand times, I've finally seen the video and I must admit, I think those dance moves are sweet. Therefore, I am now convinced that my friends have been wrong all along and that I am actually an awesome dancer. WATCH OUT, WORLD!

Ladanian Thomlinson sounds so fucking lame on NFL network. I switch channels when he starts his eighth grade commentary.

Eh, I enjoy wearing ties. Its the dress shirts that puff out on the sides that drive me insane. In a lot of cases you can just unbutton the top button and leave the tie slightly loose. Find a shirt with a high second button and you can hardly tell.

I like polo shirts with no buttons

Once more with a feeling...