Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.
Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.
Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!
Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.
Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.
The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.
On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.
According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."
The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.
Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.
Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.
Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.
The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"
She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.
Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant. [Reply]
PENSACOLA, Fla. —
A Florida woman is accused of hitting her husband with a Taco Bell burrito, before he retaliated by stabbing her hand.
According to the Pensacola News Journal, Suzanne Hurlvert, of Pensacola, and Carl Owen Smithwere arrested Tuesday and both face felony charges.
Okaloosa County Sheriff’s detectives responded to the couple’s home after receiving calls of a disturbance.
When deputies arrived, they found Hurlvert, 51, with a fork in her hand. The fork was so deep in Hurlvert’s hand that it needed to be removed by staff at North Okaloosa Medical Center.
Deputies say that during an argument over Smith’s desire to frequent a bar, Hurlvert hit her husband in the back of the head with a half-eaten Taco Bell Burrito Supreme. In response, Smith, 66, grabbed a fork that he was using to eat a Taco Bell pizza and stabbed Hurlvert in the hand.
Smith was found by deputies at a local bar. When showed a photograph of his wife hand, Smith began laughing and revealed a long history of domestic abuse during the relationship, according to the Pensacola News Journal.
Smith is charged with domestic violence related aggravated battery, and Hurlvert faces domestic violence related battery charges, second or subsequent offense.
Friday, April 01, 2016 01:02PM
BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- A cringe-worthy story to tell you about in Florida.
The Brevard County Sheriff's Office says Victoria Reid, 60, was arrested after allegedly shooting her husband over an affair, according to WKMG-TV.
Her husband survived, but he probably felt like dying.
Reid allegedly shot him in the knee, but the bullet didn't stop there. Deputies say the bullet traveled up his thigh before becoming lodged in his testicles.
Reid is now facing aggravated assault and kidnapping charges.
Her bail has been set at $35,000. No update yet on the condition of her husband.
OKEECHOBEE, FL (WFLA) — A rare sight to see and even rarer catch: Alligator hunters in Okeechobee, Florida captured a massive gator, measuring around 15-feet long, on their farm over the weekend.
Originally Posted by eDave:
OKEECHOBEE, FL (WFLA) — A rare sight to see and even rarer catch: Alligator hunters in Okeechobee, Florida captured a massive gator, measuring around 15-feet long, on their farm over the weekend.
Stop me if you heard this one before: Meet 25-year-old Clearwater, Florida (natch) resident William Timothy Anderson Thomas who allegedly vandalized a home and then told cops he had “listened to too much music” and masturbated “too much,” which apparently caused him to feel like “going out and destroying stuff.”
Isn’t it supposed to work the other way around? Men! Florida men!
Largo police officers responded to a home at 2066 N. Belcher Rd. around 2 p.m. on April 8 after someone reported seeing a man smashing a mailbox.
When police arrived at the home, they say they found William Timothy Anderson Thomas, 25 on the property, shirtless and covered in dirt.
According to an arrest affidavit, a trailer tire had been flattened, a window on the house was broken, and a mailbox, a real estate sign and a garden angel were completely destroyed.
According to police, Thomas admitted to the crimes and destroying the property. “He also stated he had listened to too much music and masturbated too much.” What odd details to volunteer to officers of the law, I think we can all agree?
Thomas was arrested and booked in the Pinellas County Jail with the bond set at $7,000.
What I’m really dying to know is WHAT WAS THOMAS LISTENING TO???
Whitehouse? Mötley Crüe? The most recent Hanson album? I’ll bet it was something especially sick. [Reply]
Two pretty bizarre stories coming out of Orlando this week: someone kidnapped a clutch (?) of baby swans from their nest in a downtown park and a man dangled his girlfriend's dog by the neck over a second floor balcony during an altercation. [Reply]
http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/mob...36007226-story
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UPDATED:MAY 02 2016 09:59PM EDT
OCALA, Fla. (AP) - A 41-year-old Florida woman defending her younger brother during a DUI arrest also was charged with drunken driving. The arrests occurred along Interstate 75 near Ocala.
The Ocala Star-Banner reports officials issued a bulletin about a reckless driver heading south on the highway early Friday. A Florida Highway Patrol trooper spotted the vehicle and pulled it over.
According to an incident report, the trooper smelled alcohol on 31-year-old Josue Moncada and arrested him. Minutes later, Ercilia Moncada arrived in her vehicle and argued with the trooper over her brother's arrest.
Another trooper was called to the scene, found her to be impaired and arrested her. She escaped from the patrol car, but was later captured.
They both face DUI charges. Records didn't say whether they have lawyers. [Reply]
Florida lawyer disbarred after admitting to rampant drug use, sex with clients behind bars and graphic phone calls where she spoke about injecting meth with an inmate
Linda Hadad admitted to using drugs, having sex with clients and phone sex with inmates
The Florida lawyer was disbarred after admitting to her actions in a deposition
Hadad, 42, also spoke about injecting meth for sexual reasons with an inmate named Steven Sullivan
She also had phone sex with another inmate, 25-year-old Brandon Carson, and has been arrested 5 times since 2010
Hadad said she had tried meth three times, crack 10 times, cocaine 10 times, ecstasy 20 times and acid once
She also admitted that on one occasion she rented a car for a drug dealer who repaid her with drugs
A Florida lawyer has been disbarred after admitting to inappropriate sexual relationships with men behind bars and a history of drug use.
Linda Hadad, 42, a former public defender in Volusia County who became a criminal defense attorney, at one point even spoke with an inmate who she was both representing and having a sexual relationship with about injecting meth.
The inmate, Steven Sullivan, said the drug would make the two have better sex.
The Florida Bar said in a statement; 'Hadad engaged in a pattern of misconduct that included illegal drug use and sexual relationships with clients.
'She had inappropriate intimate relationships with inmates at the Volusia County jail while she represented them, and engaged in inappropriate phone calls, which were routinely recorded by the jail.'
In a lengthy deposition Hadad admitting to using crack, cocaine, meth, acid, marijuana, Xanax, Adderall, and oxycodone, among other drugs.
Hadad said she had tried meth three times and as recently as one year ago, crack 10 times and most recently a little over a year ago, cocaine 10 times, ecstasy 20 times and acid once.
She admitted as well that on one occasion she rented a car for a drug dealer who repaid her with drugs.
She was also forced to listen to phone sex recordings during her deposition that she made with Sullivan and another inmate, 25-year-old Brandon Carson, while they were behind bars.
Carson, who during their conversations spoke frequently about conspiracy theories and believed that the atomic bombing of Hiroshima occurred in 1954, alluded at one point to an upcoming conjugal visit between the two.
Hadad also lamented the fact that he was behind bars, telling him in one conversation; 'You’re in jail and I can’t touch your penis wrinkle.'
She then said; 'I’m mad. We still have to get my sex toy too. We were supposed to go to the sex shop.'
Man: Hadad also had phone sex with another inmate, Brandon Carson (above)
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Man: Hadad also had phone sex with another inmate, Brandon Carson (above)
Hadad also admitted to kissing Carson while he was in prison 'one time.'
Her conversations with Sullivan however were far more graphic and sexual in nature.
When the two spoke about shooting meth Hadad voiced her concern, at which point Sullivan tells her; 'B****, you do what the f*** I tell you to do.'
He then tells her; 'Go buy a diabetic needle. I’m gonna shoot you up one goddamn time. You act like it’s such a goddamn crime ‘cause I want you to be in euphoria for f****** 30 minutes? Sorry.'
Hadad responds to that by saying; 'All right. If you want me to, I’ll try it.'
During her deposition Hadad admitted it was her in the recordings, and at one point asked if she could stop hearing herself having phone sex.
Hadad has been arrested five times before, once in 2010 for driving under the influence and four other times after that for motor vehicle registration issues.
She also admitted to being yelled at by a police officer who threatened to arrest her after she flashed a bouncer to get into a club without paying a cover.
Hadad also failed to show up on time for client meetings and hearings, moved her office without notifying clients and neglected some of her criminal cases.
Lengthy history: Hadad said she had tried meth three times, crack 10 times, cocaine 10 times, ecstasy 20 times and acid once (left in July for driving on suspended license, right in August arrest for driving on suspended license and attempting to flee an officer
