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Nzoner's Game Room>****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****
Raiderhater 12:00 AM 12-25-2023


It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

.....

Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

Fuck the Raiders!
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notorious 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
-18 yards in the 1st quarter has to be an NFL record, right?
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RunKC 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by SHOWTIME:
The chiefs offense looks like Nagy’s Bears
The OL is getting killed immediately every time they call a long pass play
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Imon Yourside 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Might need to throw a pass or two beyond the Los
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scho63 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Well 1st quarter is almost over. We have a total of -13 yards total.

So nowhere to go but up.
You jinxed us! :-)
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TwistedChief 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by TEX:
The return of the Alex Smith offense...
We had a game against the Bills in 2017 at home where we didn’t have a single first down in the first half.

That’s all I have to add.
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ChiTown 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Happy to see that quarter end. :-)
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Ming the Merciless 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
We're now at -18 yards, I think. We should try to go the other direction.

Maybe stop the sideways passes. We have Patrick Mahomes II, the greatest quarterback on earth.
if we get -18 yards negative 20 more times we might win
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MIAdragon 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by comochiefsfan:
Get Matt Nagy the bell off the sideline.
It’s Andy.
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Gary Cooper 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
That’s what happen when the OL can’t block.

We switch to the short game and they’re keying on it.

We will need to open up the offense.
I would run the ball at least once in the last few possessions. We're not good enough to pass every play and these short passes don't work consistently. You have to mix them up with something else. The Raiders aren't fooled by the short passes at all.
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xztop123 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Seems like we haven’t ran a jet sweep in ages
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Bob Dole 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Way to start off terrible, guys. Minus 18 is amazing in the first 15.
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A Salt Weapon 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
I guess holding isn’t going to be a call today. Jones is getting held around the waist on every play and Omenihu just got neck rung on the last play.
Well they didn’t call a single penalty against them in the last game, no reason to this one either.
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KC_Connection 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
These guys won't even show up for a Christmas day game against the Raiders with the division on the line. Lazy team.
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RINGLEADER 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Time to roll the pocket and go deep for a big completion to get out of this funk.
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Rain Man 12:35 PM 12-25-2023
Okay, let's all stay calm. We're just messing around at the moment, figuring out what the defense is doing. We're going to unlock our cheat code any time.

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