Most are a 10/10 would not post stupid shit, get busted and then quadruple down
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Crybaby, I have turned down hotter pussy this week than you'll ever have a crack at.

Again, not even talking shit...just a statement of fact.
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^^^small dick energy.

:-)
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Waiting for Pablo to say “He Mad.”
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Bitch belize
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Settle down Manti Te'o.
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Damn. Did him dirty with that one :-)
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:-)

This thread is incredible. All it would take would be a reddit type verification with Fuck Off CP, but all we get is weak sauce shit talk.

Wasn't it Demonpenz that had bad idea pants? Crave definitely put on his bad idea pants.
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+1
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Picture of Crave at the gas station with his girlfriend.

"Hey baby, you wanna go to Belize you gotta be healthy..."
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On the upside, the guy who ACTUALLY took hope solo’s stunt double to Belize said on a sailboat ride sh puts her feet behind her head and uses her own no-no hole for a beer can holder and in a jam a fishing rod. As a bonus it’s said she’s talented enough to hop a jig a couple feet off the bottom.
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It's not billay who claimed to have taken a girl to Belize, iirc??
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Lmmfaoooooooo. You mean like making up Dream scenarios in our heads, then posting them on CP to pump how awesome our lives are? :-):-):-) Some things are stranger than fiction!
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Cave's been awful quiet. He must be back in Belize.
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So has Clay. Maybe Clay's dad took him and Crave down there for an extra gay day or two.
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