Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Lost in the Mail:
I'LL FIST ALL YOUR ASSES AT ANY CHIEFSPLANET FUNCTION YOU CHOOSE! I'VE BEEN PUMPING ATHAN AND CAN NOW BANG ANY SMALL HOLE! I'D LIKE TO GO MUDHOLE ON ANY OF YOU SMALL-TIME PUNKS!!
FYP
disclaimer, that was not personal, just having a little fun [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
Interesting. In 7th grade, I was basically spending most of my time trying to figure out how to hide the fact that I had an erection most of the time.
Me, watching the clock tick towards the bell: "Oh sh*t! Please, please go down. Please."
Heh, that's me at work nawadays. Thankfully I just moved to a new desk, in a corner where nobody can see me, therefore I just giggootitty my googus all the while, nobody knows better :-) [Reply]
