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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Katipan 12:46 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
I figured there was a better chance that Mer'd show up on his doorstep in a leather bodice and stiletto knee boots with a cat 'o nine tails flung over her shoulder, telling him to lick his way up his mistress, than her playing hard to get. Not that either possibility is likely.

I'm pretty sure you just called me easy, but since I was just talking about your penis and your naked body all in one day, I'll take the shot.
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Katipan 12:46 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Well I agree with you but still to say that Luv really is looking for a wuss and not a masculine man is a slam in my book...
I bet she'd have a lot of fun with the latter.

We really shouldn't be talking about her behind her back.
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Dave Lane 12:46 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Young guys pull from the top of the head.

I don't like that.
Once you have experience you know the ways of the force and women
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Katipan 12:47 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Wow, we got a live one here!
haahahahahahaha

Stuff your sweaty loincloth in her mouth.
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The Buddha 12:48 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Ummmm Clayton you have that backwards. YOU throw girl against wall, you grab the hair at the base of her neck and pull her to you to take what you want...

Take 2!!! Try again
Most girls do like to be thrown around a bit. Not like in a violent way, but they like for guys to go caveman on them.

It took me a while to figure that one out, though. Even with all the feminism and everything going on in the world, most women still subscribe to those older cues in certain facets of their life... which can make it really hard for guys to know when they're supposed to be all politically correct, and when they're supposed to be a real man.
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Dave Lane 12:49 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I bet she'd have a lot of fun with the latter.

We really shouldn't be talking about her behind her back.
Well my opinion is she has yet to find someone that can do "that" to her and if she does she'll be spoiled from all the other "boring" guys. I know you know what I mean
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Hammock Parties 12:49 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
haahahahahahaha

Stuff your sweaty loincloth in her mouth.
You told me to go with the mexican. This one seems far nastier.
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keg in kc 12:49 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I'm pretty sure you just called me easy, but since I was just talking about your penis and your naked body all in one day, I'll take the shot.
Nah, I was just saying you'd take what you wanted as opposed to playing hard to get. Although I see how that could be taken another way.
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Dave Lane 12:49 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
Most girls do like to be thrown around a bit. Not like in a violent way, but they like for guys to go caveman on them.

It took me a while to figure that one out, though. Even with all the feminism and everything going on in the world, most women still subscribe to those older cues in certain facets of their life... which can make it really hard for guys to know when they're supposed to be all politically correct, and when they're supposed to be a real man.
Well we like it to. Or are you a girl after all?
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Katipan 12:50 PM 03-04-2009
ARGH.

You're always supposed to be a real man. Which would mean knowing what your partner likes. If the stupid bitch fucking you likes to be thrown around by you then it's NOT politically incorrect.

12 year olds are giving blow jobs. We've crossed into the beyond.
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The Buddha 12:50 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Well we like it to. Or are you a girl after all?
? I'm a guy. I'm not the prototypical one, but I'm still a guy.

I don't like to be thrown around at all, though. F*ck that.
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Dave Lane 12:52 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Nah, I was just saying you'd take what you wanted as opposed to playing hard to get. Although I see how that could be taken another way.
No she's the exact opposite. Damn learn how to read women will you! She needs a VERY strong masculine type to keep her from total male emasculation. She would chew up a "normal" guy and spit him out. Right dear :-)
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The Buddha 12:52 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
ARGH.

You're always supposed to be a real man. Which would mean knowing what your partner likes. If the stupid bitch ****ing you likes to be thrown around by you then it's NOT politically incorrect.

12 year olds are giving blow jobs. We've crossed into the beyond.
And then there are other stereotypes, like men shouldn't have to do housework, that if you try and subscribe to nowadays, you get CRUCIFIED for.

Like I said, since the feminist movement, there's a tightrope men have to walk now, cause its only okay for them to be a man ONCE IN A WHILE.
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keg in kc 12:53 PM 03-04-2009
Buddha's just waiting for that perfect girl, the one who makes him get on all fours, straps on a 10-incher and pulls his hair while she pounds him doggy style shouting "who's the bitch now?"
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keg in kc 12:54 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
No she's the exact opposite. Damn learn how to read women will you! She needs a VERY strong masculine type to keep her from total male emasculation. She would chew up a "normal" guy and spit him out. Right dear
I'd say mer's a little more complicated than that.

I'd don't need to read women, in any case. I'm done with them.
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