Mike Kafka
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Whomever Patty Mahomes wants I would wager.
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FUCK MY ANUS I KNOW JUST THE GUY!

(I'd post a pic but I still can't figure out how)
Jason Garrett is available now!
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You seem nice.
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I wanted Sutton fired in 2017, you cunt. Go fuck yourself.

You make shit up and copy/paste bullshit from sportswriters that happened 15-20 years ago. You have no opinion and you're too fucking scared to definitively say, "I want Andy Reid fired."

You're a fucking vagina. You sit here and predict the worst because of shit you made up like "clock management" and then won't even offer a solution to the problem because that would mean people could laugh at you when you're wrong.

This isn't hard, dipshit. Do you want Reid replaced as head coach next season? If he's the unchangeable idiot whose clock management issues are supposedly insurmountable obstacles to winning a Super Bowl, then fucking say, "I want Reid fired."

Put it on the line, you pussy.
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It's gotten to the point where the guy literally NEEDS the equivalent of a Marcus Allen/Barry Sanders with glue hands to make it happen in any convincing manner. Mahomes is incredible no doubt, but having Hunt( briefly )was God's gift to Reid AND Pat.

To your point on the red zone:
All I know is that prior to Mahomes, the red zone might as well have been the nosebleed section shitter for all the good it was worth. "The field goal quadrant" or "rectangle of rectumology" was as pertinent as a Timex endorsement for the head coach.



He might win one, who the fuck knows?( no one on this site for 100%, I can guaranfuckingtee THAT. )
I guess it all comes down to who do you want to hope in one hand and shit in the other with.
I wasn't a fan of the hire from day one because to me, it represented the potential return to a "new Marty era" but with an offensive-minded head coach instead.
And I'll be good and goddamned if that isn't EXACTLY what we've reaped thus far.
( and no, that's NOT a good thing )

We're it not for FINALLY drafting a fucking QB after 30 plus years, I would have written off Clark Hunt, his vision, and his family's football enterprise two years ago without looking back, my only regret too many precious hours of my life wasted.



Dawkins nailed it and I'll take the word of a multi-year Reid player over the emotional gushings of the "Happy Playoff Time Reid m00b-Massaging Association".
I mean how the FUCK do you coach for that many years at that level and NOT master the details of your craft?! People who take pride in their careers and work don't play that shit. Period.

Yes, yes; no source is ever good enough when it comes to Holy McFatty. We fucking get it already, thanks.


Dead.
Fucking.
Serious:

Who's on the market? Would we have some legit choices?
A cow this motherfucker may be, but sacred he is NOT.
Not yet anyway.

How the fuck you manage to be a perpetual 12 year old "Ralphie at Christmas" about this team AND Eyeore simultaneously, is absolutely fucking amazing.
And strange.

Sweet! An eleventy billion word dissertation just to say "Alex sucks".
Next time just say, "Alex sucks".
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You get the same candidates everybody else does. Whoever is available and willing right now is an option to you in this hypothetical.
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But you said 'at the end of the season', so we'll just have to revisit this. And yeah, I AM bold enough to pull one up from University.
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[Sigh]. You know damned well I can't just say "Alex sucks" (which I never said btw, what I said was that Alex didn't play up to his opportunities on that drive).

If I just say "Alex sucks," then you and your Andy-haters club just come back with the same nonsense Jimmy posted, just a non-evidenced-based "feeling" that you and they came up with, and some old article by some ESPN/FOXSports talking head.

To argue against this obstinacy I'm forced to break down a 16-play drive from 2016 to disprove the idea that Andy called that monstrosity because he lacked the situational awareness to know there was only 6 minutes on the clock.

I have to break down these dumb ideas piece by piece in triplicate, before any of you will even try to see reality.

But I'm glad you finally are beginning to see the light. One tiny step for you, one giant leap for Andy-haters on CP.
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Andy absolutely lacked the situational awareness. You are arguing against Andy himself. Andy himself defended this drive by saying that it was not too slow and that it was more important to call the right plays than to do it quickly. What the fat tard failed to understand (and still fails to understand) is that he needed to do both since a score is pointless if it takes up pretty much all of the remaining time.

If Andy did not lack the situational awareness, then he could have easily said his same old crap like "We needed to get the ball down the field quicker. That's on me. I'll get it fixed." But no, the idiot defended that drive proving that he still does not get it.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...dled-it-right/
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Oh for Pete's sake.

What do you think he was going to do? Throw Alex under the bus? He couldn't say "well, we missed some opportunities to get the ball into the EZ quicker," or something similar, because then what he'd really being saying to his own team would be "Alex and the offense folded under pressure." And Andy is never going to throw his QB under the bus. He didn't with McNabb in PHI when it was obvious that Don made bad decisions/throws. Never.

Again, all you have to do is look at the actual drive. Don't look at where Alex throws the ball; look at the play design and see who's open.

See where the the play itself dictates where the ball probably should've gone. Look at the pressure or lack thereof, and see how Alex reacts.

On almost every play there was a much better option than where Alex actually threw the ball. Alex literally bails on the play as designed at least three times on that drive; he never gives the play a chance to develop. And on another play, he bails out to his right when he clearly should've simply stepped up into the pocket to avoid the pressure off the edge.

If Andy meant for that drive to go 16 plays, then why did he even include all of those plays in the first 6 that would've put them on the GL or in the EZ? Why not simply run 16 plays very similar to the 9th play that featured all short comebacks?

Does it make any sense at all to feature 6 plays in a row that create wide open opportunities for receivers at least 20 yards downfield if you really want to matriculate down the field 7 yards at a time?


Put it to you another way. With about 6 minutes left in the game, have you ever heard of a coach say, "lets' take 5 minutes to get a score so we only leave ourselves 1:30 to get the ball back and score again." Ever in the history of football at any level.

Use your eyes, people. Don't take the word of some pundit or believe some coachspeak after the fact.
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You absolutely just said that Alex sucks.

In a very, very, very long and roundabout way, but yes indeed you did. And that's quite okay because Alex Smith did, does, and always will suck.

As to this "light" you speak of, the onry right I shee ish oncoming right at eend of tunnel, where "Fatty-Fatty-Boom-Ba-Ratty Express" rhuns ALLLLLLLL ovah Riddle' Cheefy when Ahndee vineesh-a croaching prayoff game!
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I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you don't know that I'm Korean.
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Oof maybe that Engrish wasn't the best idea SDH
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This was NOT coachspeak. I already told you what he could have said. He could have admitted that the drive was a failure without throwing Alex under the bus. He routinely does this by saying that whatever the failure is needs to improve and he will fix it. Same thing here - just say "We took too long to score there (or we need to score more quickly in that situation) and that's on me. I'll get it fixed." That takes responsibility for the failure without throwing the QB under the bus. Andy knows how to do this as it is his trademark.

What is crazy is that Andy actually goes out of his way to defend how long it took to score. This defense was not needed at all to keep from throwing Alex or anyone else under the bus.

Usually, the man takes responsibility even for things that are not his fault. What does it say when he refuses to take responsibility for something like this? It shows that he truly believes that there was nothing wrong with taking that much time, which makes sense because it explains how he can coach for 20 years and still screw up time management.

All these years, I've heard Eagles fans and Chiefs fans say "How can he coach that long and still screw up time management?" The answer is that he doesn't recognize there is a problem and thinks his approach is right even after numerous failures. Let's just hope we beat teams solidly and do not need some great time management on our way to the super bowl this year because there is no way Andy has learned his lesson when he wouldn't even admit the problem.
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