Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly:
im not trying to scare anyone, your mr quick to judge w/ the 'overinflated opinion of both yourselves and your influence over me.'
beyond seeing if youd call me shit to my face i could care less about your e-crusadeS.
'They didn't scare me, and neither do you'
well of course they dont cause your in your office/home all cozy,drinking a fruitpunch talking shit like the big badass you front.
'I lived ten years in gang infested neighborhoods in Chicago'
sure you did. way to flag your street cred.
youre a bitch ass from way back.
i dont have to know you to realise this the womanly tone of your posts validates it, id put you right up there w/ hamas and meme and the rest of the self righteous crazy people who infest this BB.
**** your e-crusade "say it to my face bitch".
thats all i gotta say about it.
Good. Now that you're done, you can just go run along and f#ck your cousin Leroy back behind the still. [Reply]
I'LL KICK ALL YOUR ASSES AT ANY CHIEFSPLANET FUNCTION YOU CHOOSE! I'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON AND CAN NOW BENCH A SMALL RHINOCEROS!!! I'LL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN ANY OF YOU SMALL-TIME PUNKS!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! [Reply]
:-) Yep, pretty much. Frazod scared the hell out of me when I first got here and that avy had a lot to do with it. It also doesn't help that the :-) emoticon is named after him. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Lost in the Mail:
I'LL KICK ALL YOUR ASSES AT ANY CHIEFSPLANET FUNCTION YOU CHOOSE! I'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON AND CAN NOW BENCH A SMALL RHINOCEROS!!! I'LL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN ANY OF YOU SMALL-TIME PUNKS!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
Originally Posted by Bugpeterbeater: :-) Yep, pretty much. Frazod scared the hell out of me when I first got here and that avy had a lot to do with it. It also doesn't help that the :-) emoticon is named after him.
Originally Posted by PinkFloyd:
How did this thread go from stealing a laptop --- to being a cop --- to 2 people wanting to kick eachothers asses --- to a thumbtack ????
Dunno about the first three. But the last one some asshole just brought up out of nowhere. :-) [Reply]
