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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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keg in kc 12:15 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
She's just playing hard to get.
Her?

Playing hard to get?

I just about shot iced tea out my nose.
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Katipan 12:36 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Her?

Playing hard to get?

I just about shot iced tea out my nose.

I would lay you out naked on my dining room table, coat you in ice cream and castor oil and lick every inch of you before I had anything to do with Buddah.

Which means Luv will love him.
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The Buddha 12:38 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I would lay you out naked on my dining room table, coat you in ice cream and castor oil and lick every inch of you before I had anything to do with Buddah.

Which means Luv will love him.
You spelled my name wrong... which means I STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!

HOO HAH!
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Hammock Parties 12:40 PM 03-04-2009
what r u gonna do with me once you throw me over your shoulder

Carry you back to my cave and show you how real cavemen do it.

Are you gonna grunt and pull my hair like a caveman?

Ug like pretty woman. Ug pull hair!

Yea talk dirty to me!

Dirty girl...dirty girl likes to have her hair pulled while her big man pins her down and grunts...Dirty girl likes to sweat...
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Katipan 12:41 PM 03-04-2009
You sure know how to kill a girl's super slam.
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Dave Lane 12:41 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I would lay you out naked on my dining room table, coat you in ice cream and castor oil and lick every inch of you before I had anything to do with Buddah.

Which means Luv will love him.
Now that reall IS harsh! Poor luv really she just needs to climax like 36 times to get pas all that :-)
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Katipan 12:41 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
what r u gonna do with me once you throw me over your shoulder

Carry you back to my cave and show you how real cavemen do it.

Are you gonna grunt and pull my hair like a caveman?

Ug like pretty woman. Ug pull hair!

Yea talk dirty to me!

Dirty girl...dirty girl likes to have her hair pulled while her big man pins her down and grunts...Dirty girl likes to sweat...
/swoon
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Dave Lane 12:42 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
You spelled my name wrong... which means I STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!

HOO HAH!
So you're saying there's a chance!
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Katipan 12:43 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Now that reall IS harsh! Poor luv really she just needs to climax like 36 times to get pas all that :-)
That wasn't harsh to Luv! It was in reference to us having very dissimilar tastes in men. All evidence to the contrary.
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The Buddha 12:43 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
So you're saying there's a chance!
"What was all that, 'one in a million' talk?"
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Dave Lane 12:43 PM 03-04-2009
Ummmm Clayton you have that backwards. YOU throw girl against wall, you grab the hair at the base of her neck and pull her to you to take what you want...

Take 2!!! Try again
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keg in kc 12:44 PM 03-04-2009
I figured there was a better chance that Mer'd show up on his doorstep in a leather bodice and stiletto knee boots with a cat 'o nine tails flung over her shoulder, telling him to kneel and lick his way up his mistress, than her playing hard to get. Not that either possibility is likely.
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Katipan 12:45 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Ummmm Clayton you have that backwards. YOU throw girl against wall, you grab the hair at the base of her neck and pull her to you to take what you want...

Take 2!!! Try again
Young guys pull from the top of the head.

I don't like that.
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Hammock Parties 12:45 PM 03-04-2009
Wow, we got a live one here!

Originally Posted by :
mmmmm yea pin me down grunt and sweat all over me

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Dave Lane 12:45 PM 03-04-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
That wasn't harsh to Luv! It was in reference to us having very dissimilar tastes in men. All evidence to the contrary.
Well I agree with you but still to say that Luv really is looking for a wuss and not a masculine man is a slam in my book...
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