Originally Posted by The Buddha:
And not Fat Elvis either... Like 1959 Elvis, right before he entered the military.
Ahhh... to dream.
The closest I ever got to that was in Korea. You (or anybody) could walk in a club and take your pick of about 40 women. As long as you had $2. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
The closest I ever got to that was in Korea. You (or anybody) could walk in a club and take your pick of about 40 women. As long as you had $2.
Lol... awesome.
When I was in a sociology class, I found out that women from Baltic (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania), and Scandinavian countries (Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and Finland), are the most apt to engage in sociosexual activity, or basically casual sex. The amount of partners by 25 is almost double what it is here in the US, and even probably more pronounced here in the midwest.
So, my dream vacation is to go over there, and get my drink on. If I can't be a player in a former Soviet Bloc nation, then there's no hope for me. ;-) [Reply]
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Sam Hall:
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
Is it, "I put on my wizard hat?" Or something like that? [Reply]
Originally Posted by luv:
While my boobs are very nice, I have a few other curves to get rid of before I feel comfortable doing that. And once I do have the body for it, it will take a lot of alcohol.
Don't worry about the 1st part, and the second part can be arranged. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
I really do. And believe it or not (referring back to the weed), I freak out when I get high, so I don't go there anymore... :-)
I just need to find something to chill me out... seriously. Does anyone know how someone can just chill the f*ck out??? That is something I'll take advice on.
BTW, you haven't seen anything yet. I analyze EVERY post on here, trying to find the underlying motive for it. Most come from the reference of fun, and some to try create power and assert an alpha-male attitude. Some even are for intimacy (friendship), and some to try and create peace. Most are a mix of some or all.
And some things are EXACTLY what they appear to be.
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
BTW, you haven't seen anything yet. I analyze EVERY post on here, trying to find the underlying motive for it. Most come from the reference of fun, and some to try create power and assert an alpha-male attitude. Some even are for intimacy (friendship), and some to try and create peace. Most are a mix of some or all.
