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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 10:05 PM 03-03-2009
I think he's possibly more fucked up than I am.
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luv 10:07 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I think he's possibly more fucked up than I am.
He reminds me of Moooo. That should scare the shit out of him.
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The Buddha 10:08 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I think he's possibly more ****ed up than I am.
I don't know who you are, but you seem fine. You have some anger issues, and you've developed a complex in the intimacy/friendship part of your life, but that's okay.

And this is no alt. No one alts to this. Like I said, they either try to act over the top silly, super aggressive, or occasionally try and behave as a totally normal person who everyone likes, cause they got started off on the wrong foot. I don't fit the mold of any of these.
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Skip Towne 10:08 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
I did that. This girl I would party with would occassionally want to hook up with me at the end of the night. But then her friend from out of town came in, and for some reason really liked me (?). I ended up having sex with her that night.

Needless to say, you're right, cause I never went out partying with the first girl, and never saw the second again... I don't know what was so special about me. Usually I have to bend over backwards to get a girl to look at me, and these two BOTH wanted me... :-)
Feels good don't it?
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KcMizzou 10:09 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I think he's possibly more ****ed up than I am.
Very possible.

In the grand scheme of things, you're not all that fucked up. You're just socially retarded. (I mean that in the best way possible... as in "stunted growth")
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Hammock Parties 10:11 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
Very possible.

In the grand scheme of things, you're not all that fucked up. You're just socially retarded. (I mean that in the best way possible... as in "stunted growth")
No doubt whatsoever.
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The Buddha 10:11 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
He reminds me of Moooo. That should scare the shit out of him.
I read about you and moo. I just feel bad for you for TRUSTING someone and getting f*cked over. Having been with a person who, "Moo"ed me, I can tell you I never got over it. She helped me adopt the mentality that if I don't loan out my heart to a girl, she'll never crush it.
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The Buddha 10:13 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Feels good don't it?
The fact that I felt like a player for a short while TOTALLY outweighed the sex.

I just want to know I can get chicks. I don't really care if I get them. I just want one or two here and there. But to have lots of chicks WANT to be with me, would be great.
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luv 10:16 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
I read about you and moo. I just feel bad for you for TRUSTING someone and getting f*cked over. Having been with a person who, "Moo"ed me, I can tell you I never got over it. She helped me adopt the mentality that if I don't loan out my heart to a girl, she'll never crush it.
Two relationships have taught me two different things. Never give your heart away too easily, nor your money.
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Skip Towne 10:17 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
The fact that I felt like a player for a short while TOTALLY outweighed the sex.

I just want to know I can get chicks. I don't really care if I get them. I just want one or two here and there. But to have lots of chicks WANT to be with me, would be great.
Imagine what it must have felt like to be Elvis and walk into a party.
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The Buddha 10:20 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Two relationships have taught me two different things. Never give your heart away too easily, nor your money.
The girl I was talking to at work... She tells me she got 200 dollars stolen from her. So I try to give her 20 cause I have it to give, and she said she didn't even have enough to get to work. But I got really insistent on her taking it. I think it freaked her out.

Plus she told me she got a boyfriend... who ISN'T me!!! Like I didn't see that one coming... lol. She said it was because she doesn't want a serious relationship, and she could see us getting too serious for her. What that tells me is that I'm too clingy... Even though I don't know how.
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The Buddha 10:21 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Imagine what it must have felt like to be Elvis and walk into a party.
And not Fat Elvis either... Like 1959 Elvis, right before he entered the military.

Ahhh... to dream.
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luv 10:23 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
The girl I was talking to at work... She tells me she got 200 dollars stolen from her. So I try to give her 20 cause I have it to give, and she said she didn't even have enough to get to work. But I got really insistent on her taking it. I think it freaked her out.

Plus she told me she got a boyfriend... who ISN'T me!!! Like I didn't see that one coming... lol. She said it was because she doesn't want a serious relationship, and she could see us getting too serious for her. What that tells me is that I'm too clingy... Even though I don't know how.
Or it means that she's interested in more than that with you, and doesn't want to risk it.
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Sam Hall 10:27 PM 03-03-2009
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
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The Buddha 10:28 PM 03-03-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Or it means that she's interested in more than that with you, and doesn't want to risk it.
"Lets just be friends!!!"

Uh, no. I'm done with that. If I wanted a friend, I'd find a guy to hang out with. I've had SO MANY "female friends" over the years, I almost get my own period now.

I hate this friend crap. I don't wanna be your friend, and I told you that from the first week I met you. ARRRGH!
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