Hall of Classics >*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
ToxSocks 07:13 PM 08-15-2012
I give out more positive rep when i'm high.
ReynardMuldrake 08:43 PM 08-15-2012
Discuss Thrower 12:49 AM 08-16-2012
As if I needed any more of a reason to realize I'm a giant fuck up, tonight someone who was blackout drunk gave me their business card.
Dr. Johnny Fever 01:01 AM 08-16-2012
My new gf likes rough sex. She wants to be tied, choked and beaten. Damn she's cute but I'm not really into all that. I'm not sure what to do here.
Planetman 01:08 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever :
Make her sign a release form prior to choking the shit out of her. *nod nod nod*
Dr. Johnny Fever 01:12 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Planetman :
She weighs 96 pounds. I'm afraid I'll kill her. Ugh!
Planetman 01:14 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever :
Well, arent you a tough guy? Smacking around a 96 pound woman. I oughta reach through the screen and dick punch you.
:-)
Dr. Johnny Fever 01:16 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Planetman ::-)
I don't want to smack her around though. I like her... I don't want to hurt her.
Planetman 01:19 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever :
You have 3 options.
1. Tell her to get stuffed and move along.
2. Talk it out before hand, use a safe word, know your own strength, etc., bla bla bla.
3. Do it like she wants with no forthought and take your chances on the manslaughter charges.
Dr. Johnny Fever 01:24 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Planetman :
I'm about 220 and she's 96 and I'm pretty sure she can kick my ass. She's all muscles and hair. I'm goin in.... wish me luck.
Planetman 01:27 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever :
It was nice knowing you.
Mods, can I have Fever's casino cash, post count added to my total and rep added to mine when she kills him, please and thank you?
:-)
Dr. Johnny Fever 01:33 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Planetman ::-)
I'm dead. She's nothing but skin and muscles everywhere... and probably 30 pounds of hair down to her ass. Not hard when she's 5' 2".
Please respect Planetmans request mods. Casino cash... rep... be gone.... I don't think I'm coming back.
Dr. Johnny Fever 01:37 AM 08-16-2012
She's watching these posts and laughing at me while trying to break my arm.
Planetman 01:39 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever :
Quiet you fool! They haven't given me your rep and stuff yet! Get back in the box and shaddup!
Dr. Johnny Fever 01:44 AM 08-16-2012
Originally Posted by Planetman :
posting with one arm.... i'm not dead yet. Damn that's a grip....
