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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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ChiefsCountry 09:44 PM 02-26-2009
Actually the living at home thing is being very popular with Gen Y age group.
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Iowanian 09:46 PM 02-26-2009
Shit. You're not that smooth, you're just waiting for the Viagra to kick in, gramps.

Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Dude you are way too young. Making it last 2-3 hrs is what is awesome. Women eventually get mad at you for teasing them but by then bam they are so worked up they explode like they never have in their lives. The slooooooowww tease is so enjoyable.

meatpeeker, I do enjoy teasing you, but I was meaner than I should have been. I was just venting because my phone rang at 8pm and now I have another project due TOMORROW...so I'll be burning the midnight oil. Making fun of your fat-suit wasn't nice.
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Hammock Parties 09:47 PM 02-26-2009
Make fun of it all you want. It's good motivation.

Just know that one day I will post a picture of myself in a speedo.
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Iowanian 09:49 PM 02-26-2009
You're going to look like a 200lb man in a 400lb man's coveralls....a midget in a garbage bag, paris hilton in a rosie odonell suit...
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ChiefsCountry 09:52 PM 02-26-2009
I got to give him some credit. Losing weight is some hard shit. I am trying to get down and its hard as fuck.
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Hammock Parties 09:55 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
You're going to look like a 200lb man in a 400lb man's coveralls....a midget in a garbage bag, paris hilton in a rosie odonell suit...
Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.
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CHENZ A! 09:56 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Dude you are way too young. Making it last 2-3 hrs is what is awesome. Women eventually get mad at you for teasing them but by then bam they are so worked up they explode like they never have in their lives. The slooooooowww tease is so enjoyable.
I hear ya, it's just been a long time since I've been intimate with anyone that I actually cared about so that makes it more difficult. Nowadays I just don't put in that much effort. I mean someone that is just an acquaintance or basically a stranger, I'm like screw it, strap up and commence the pumping.

One day I will meet someone special, and when I do, I will ask you for your tantric sex secrets. :-)
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Iowanian 09:58 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.

ROAR TIGER!!!

You look like you're being eaten by chiefs4me's vagina.


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Hammock Parties 09:59 PM 02-26-2009
Jesus Christ.
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Hammock Parties 10:05 PM 02-26-2009
Some guy just offered me $100 to give ME head.
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Skip Towne 10:06 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Some guy just offered me $100 to give ME head.
What are you going to do with the money?
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Hammock Parties 10:09 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
What are you going to do with the money?
That was his counter offer. I wanted $1,000.
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The Buddha 10:24 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
ROAR TIGER!!!

You look like you're being eaten by chiefs4me's vagina.

I was going to post a picture of Peter on Family guy when he's naked (looks a lot alike, IMO), but that wasn't good.

In other news, I just found out that people make cartoon porn of common cartoon characters...
:-)
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Hammock Parties 10:25 PM 02-26-2009
google Rule 34
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The Buddha 10:27 PM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Ahahaha...

I find it rather coincidental that buddha here went from horrible with women to the master in 3 days.
I'm still crappy with women. I just am having luck with this one. I'll have to try the advice I got on here with other girls before I'll say I am good.

I think the key is to just have fun. When you start getting all worked up about stuff, and CARING whether or not you'll get with her, is when it all falls apart.

Originally Posted by Katipan:
He's playdoh. He'll be whatever you tell him is cool to be.
Cool is subjective. I'll admit that I am over-analytical and insecure, but I'm not a sponge or spineless. I do a lot of things I know aren't cool, and I still do them anyway.
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