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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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The Buddha 11:39 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
I don't think I'm ugly at all. Overweight, yes. In most people's eyes, that equals being ugly. If it's not that, then it's my personality. I think I'm a good date though. Guy friends keep telling me how simple guys are. I must attract the complicated ones.

Oh, and I'm allowed to be down on myself. I got blown off before I could blow him off, damn it!
You shouldn't be blowing any guy off on the first date... it makes you seem easy.

Oh wait... I don't know what to tell you, girl. I make things more complicated than they are, too.
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The Buddha 11:40 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
I don't think I'm ugly at all.
Originally Posted by luv:
I know I'm ugly, but within thirty minutes?
This is why women confuse me.
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luv 11:42 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
This is why women confuse me.
I was being sarcastic in the original quote. I realize that's how a lot of people who don't know me probably see me.
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luv 11:43 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
You shouldn't be blowing any guy off on the first date... it makes you seem easy.
I knew someone would pick up on that. :-)
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Hammock Parties 11:44 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
I don't think I'm ugly at all. Overweight, yes. In most people's eyes, that equals being ugly.
I was ugly when I was overweight. I looked at some old photos of myself today and was repulsed.
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ChiefsCountry 11:53 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
That's nice and all but you're not a couple of friends - you're meeting a guy who (presumably) asked you out on a date. I know I don't allow the girls I take out to pay, at least on the first couple dates.
This.
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luv 11:58 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
This.
Okay, okay. So I shouldn't mention it, but take enough to cover my part of the tab should he end up being a jerk.
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ChiefsCountry 11:59 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Okay, okay. So I shouldn't mention it, but take enough to cover my part of the tab should he end up being a jerk.
If he is a jerk run that baby up.
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DeezNutz 12:02 AM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
If he is a jerk run that baby up.
:-)

That's actually pretty solid advice.

If he starts to hem and haw like he wants you to pay, and it's pretty clear that things aren't going anywhere anyway, get up and say a quick "bye" and get the heck out of there.

No reason to waste your time and your money.
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The Buddha 12:07 AM 02-26-2009
My scenario seems to be going much better now that I'm playing hard-to-get. I would feel bad, but its obvious she likes it.

I'm getting my own apartment (no more roomate!), and so she asked me if she could ever come over and stay the night. So I told her, "yeah, but your ass is sleeping on the couch." And then she asked what it would take for her to be able to sleep in bed with me.

Its crazy, but the LESS sexual attention I give her, the MORE she gives me!!! This is so fun!
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luv 12:09 AM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
My scenario seems to be going much better now that I'm playing hard-to-get. I would feel bad, but its obvious she likes it.

I'm getting my own apartment (no more roomate!), and so she asked me if she could ever come over and stay the night. So I told her, "yeah, but your ass is sleeping on the couch." And then she asked what it would take for her to be able to sleep in bed with me.

Its crazy, but the LESS sexual attention I give her, the MORE she gives me!!! This is so fun!
That is the bullshit I'm so glad I outgrew.
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ChiefsCountry 12:10 AM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
My scenario seems to be going much better now that I'm playing hard-to-get. I would feel bad, but its obvious she likes it.

I'm getting my own apartment (no more roomate!), and so she asked me if she could ever come over and stay the night. So I told her, "yeah, but your ass is sleeping on the couch." And then she asked what it would take for her to be able to sleep in bed with me.

Its crazy, but the LESS sexual attention I give her, the MORE she gives me!!! This is so fun!
Her sleeping on the couch? Come on dude you know that aint happening. But good work on the other stuff.
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The Buddha 12:10 AM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
That is the bullshit I'm so glad I outgrew.
Its fun, luv! Just roll with it! Once you learn the game of life and love, and get good at it, you can have fun playing it.
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Hammock Parties 12:10 AM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
My scenario seems to be going much better now that I'm playing hard-to-get. I would feel bad, but its obvious she likes it.

I'm getting my own apartment (no more roomate!), and so she asked me if she could ever come over and stay the night. So I told her, "yeah, but your ass is sleeping on the couch." And then she asked what it would take for her to be able to sleep in bed with me.

Its crazy, but the LESS sexual attention I give her, the MORE she gives me!!! This is so fun!
Now I officially hate you.

But a girl did show me her boobies today. (just photos - it's probably a dude)
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luv 12:11 AM 02-26-2009
Originally Posted by The Buddha:
Its fun, luv! Just roll with it! Once you learn the game of life and love, and get good at it, you can have fun playing it.
It's not fun when nothing ever comes from it. I'm getting too old.
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