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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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DaKCMan AP 07:26 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I now refuse to sleep with any man I can't straddle.
No fatties for you then, huh?
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Donger 07:27 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I now refuse to sleep with any man I can't straddle.
I can't sleep with a female straddling me. It's very distracting.
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Katipan 07:27 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
Which mountain?
The mountain of desire. The ascent to the peaks of ecstasy and the blinding freefall back to the ground.

Fucking man, fucking!
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Katipan 07:28 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
No fatties for you then, huh?
No, I'm cool with fat guys. They just have to have fat legs or an ass or something I don't straddle.
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DaKCMan AP 07:30 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
No, I'm cool with fat guys.
Difference #2,947,238,117 between the sexes.
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Katipan 07:47 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
Difference #2,947,238,117 between the sexes.
Liiieeees.

I see skinny dudes with fat chicks all the time.

It's not my preference. But I'm 30, and until now I've never had a boyfriend with a better body than me. I must have liked my milkshakes a little thick.
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DaKCMan AP 08:00 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Liiieeees.

I see skinny dudes with fat chicks all the time.

It's not my preference. But I'm 30, and until now I've never had a boyfriend with a better body than me. I must have liked my milkshakes a little thick.
Ok, maybe not all guys... just me. :-)

How good of a body does a guy have to have to match or exceed yours?
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The Franchise 08:03 PM 02-25-2009
If I wasn't engaged....I'd be down for 20 seconds.
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Katipan 08:07 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
Ok, maybe not all guys... just me. :-)

How good of a body does a guy have to have to match or exceed yours?
He's hard everywhere.

I'm not.
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DaKCMan AP 08:08 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
He's hard everywhere.

I'm not.
It's your job to make him fat - like Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson.
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Katipan 08:11 PM 02-25-2009
And then I'd have to find another one when he got too big for me to straddle.

I think I'm tired of new ones.
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luv 08:13 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
And then I'd have to find another one when he got too big for me to straddle.

I think I'm tired of new ones.
You sure have mastered capturing an audience.
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Donger 08:16 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
You sure have mastered capturing an audience.
Men are easily captured.
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luv 08:18 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
Men are easily captured.
I must be doing something really wrong, then.

Anyway, carry on.
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Katipan 08:18 PM 02-25-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
Men are easily captured.
They never see the roofies coming.
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