I just shat a little blood.

So did you get off this time? Or was it another disappointment?

Jesus, man. What did that cougar DO to you last week when she took your cherry?!? You should've saved the strap-on action for Encounter #2, that's an "advanced maneuver"! :-)

I have a headache

sounds like she milked him like a cow/milked his prostate. she really musta been pissed she couldn't get the thing to errupt.

Now I've got soul, and I've got goals, and I've got fans
Got plans for takin' my team to the top, and
Stands of people watch me when I kick this
My style's so fly, you could call it a discus

can't wait to get off work and jam on some Rush

i can't believe clay let her pee in his butt.

I discovered it when I was 13 too!

gochiefs porn name is Clay Bacon

Sounds good, I sizzle.

lol Pioli and Haley like to say they go for substance and not so much the sizzle.

Naw, more like raw undercooked & limp bacon

I'm not hungry anymore.

It was a quiet night. At least for a while until I was awoken to the sound of my doorbell being rung. It being 3 in the morning and not the greatest neighborhood prompted me to take caution when answering the door. I went down the steps and looked out the window yet saw nothing. "Odd", I thought to myself. So I went back upstairs to hopefully get a better view of the surrounding area.

Well I got a view alright. Out in the middle of the parking lot which lays directly in front of my building was a large, hooded figure. It took a bit of inspection but I ultimately realized the figure had on no pants. For a split second I thought he may have been shaking dice but it became quite clear that he was in fact yanking his shit. The entire time he's stroking himself he's running/hopping up and down the sidewalk of the building on the opposite side of the lot.

He wasn't really going anywhere so I called the cops. When the car pulled up the yanker was long gone but I was greeted a sigh of "not this fucking guy again" by the officer. Apparently "The Hood" has a habit of going around the back of the apartment buildings, knocking on downstairs windows and yanking his shit for whoever decides to look outside.

The officer told me that if it happened again I should try to keep him in my sight while I notify the authorities.

Yeah... great idea. I'll chase down a big half naked masturbator in the middle of the night. Maybe I'll put on some rollerskates to keep up.