Must say the words, 'Burning', 'AIDS' and 'Tree', At some point in that order.
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Call in about a current political event but work in random terms found I. Urban dictionary. Hit Carl, Cleveland steamer. Antifreeze.

Your name needs to be something good too, like Dan Mitcarl.
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Obscure TV reference!
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I do not think that word means what you think it means.

We get it, you're a dunce.
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Sylvester Shagnasty
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So if my understanding is correct, this will be on TV right?

If it is, I can have it on youtube 2 minutes after it airs.
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Hope the CSpan call screeners aren't on CP. Best of luck.
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Wow. Listened to a few of them. N-bombs, F-bombs, gratuitous sex stuff. Not sure why they bother with paying for the technology of a 4-second delay.
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tell them how the regency in OZ is a better from of government, and ruby slipper are the most viable form of transportation


Of speak of your efforts to probe those Gawd Dammed aliens first
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I'll vote for crazy paranoid guy talking about the Illuminati and the New World Order. Maybe even space aliens. Oh, and work in Chiefsplanet somehow.
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Really, you could make a very boring, non-controversial point, but somehow work in Chiefsplanet.com a few times and have this whole forum cheering wildly.
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Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.
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Mr. Subliminal.
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:-)
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Your name is Bob and you are Black. You have issues because your Uncle touched you in the naughty zone.
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