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Nzoner's Game Room>Post-Apocalyptic ChiefsPlanet Survival Thread
Otter 12:27 PM 04-02-2020
The economy has fallen, society has collapsed and we're at full Mad Max mode. The only websites remaining available on the internet is ChiefsPlanet and PornHub and CP is on closed registration due to the overwhelming traffic and you need 100 posts to start a thread anyway.

You get to choose 3 members to be in your survival group plus yourself. There are no double picks as that would be unrealistic so once the person is picked he or she is off the board.

Since I'm the thread originator I get to go 1st:

Myself - proficient with firearms, savvy outdoors man, and a rapiers wit
MoHillbilly - a man that can frighten you over a message board just seems like a good idea
Bwana - i've seen his fire arms collection
Rain Man - we're going to need someone with wit and intelligence to impregnate the remaining woman to repopulate the world

Sorry if this thread gives you high school gym class PTSD flashbacks GoChiefs.
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Buehler445 02:34 PM 04-02-2020
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
I'll rape and pillage your village
Notorious is a better shot than anyone in your group.

I’ll take that bet.
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Titty Meat 02:46 PM 04-02-2020
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
Notorious is a better shot than anyone in your group.

I’ll take that bet.
I'm well armed
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F150 02:48 PM 04-02-2020
Interesting thread...times are crazy and survival is a bigger task than many are up to.

For sure those with skills like hunting and fishing and ability to plant manage and grow a garden will be important. Add skills in preserving food...smoking, canning, drying...all marketable for sure.

Having a paid for shelter on some defensible property will enter the equation of what you have to trade for what you need.

That said, being a decent human and not a nutter shitforbrains is all good. And having a collection of books and tools will help sell your place in the surviving tribe.
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Hog's Gone Fishin 03:03 PM 04-02-2020
Nobody wants me!

I have a fucking boat you morons.
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Otter 03:14 PM 04-02-2020
Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin:
Nobody wants me!

I have a fucking boat (in Missouri) you morons.
FYP :-)
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KurtCobain 04:51 PM 04-02-2020
Originally Posted by tyecopeland:
HammockParties as I will need to be entertained with chiefs videos.
Kurt Cobain because he seems to possibly be insane and I'll need someone like that.
Rablerouser for the weed


I saw 4. So I listed four. But then I read it again. Fixed it.
Alright.
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big nasty kcnut 05:04 PM 04-02-2020
Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin:
Nobody wants me!

I have a fucking boat you morons.
Well true but i can't take a chance you'll take all my stuff because like you say you got a boat!
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Bowser 05:09 PM 04-02-2020
I can see a group of CP'ers sitting around eating expired cases of Hormel Chili. It would be like the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles, lol.
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KurtCobain 05:12 PM 04-02-2020
I would take the Mahomo n00b so I could eat him.
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stevieray 05:13 PM 04-02-2020
this hurts, otter.
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2112 05:17 PM 04-02-2020
Myself
Bugeater (gotta watch after my pigsknuckle peeps)
Bwana
Frazod


And special guest medical consultant and the modern day robert Neville, the honorable Dr. Hamas Jenkins PHD
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Ubeja Vontell 05:23 PM 04-02-2020
What's going to happen is more music talk and trivia contests and rasslin' talk, and who does that better than Ubeja, yep..............nobody!
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2112 05:25 PM 04-02-2020
Originally Posted by Ubeja Vontell:
What's going to happen is more music talk and trivia contests and rasslin' talk, and who does that better than Ubeja, yep..............nobody!
You’ve done an excellent job destroying romper room and making it unreadable. Well done my boy!
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MMXcalibur 05:28 PM 04-02-2020
Barry'sKoolAid
X-Factor
DeBerg

Since I'm already in an apocalyptic environment, I might as well go out on my own terms.

With the way these three guys post, one of them MUST have access to some hard drugs to mellow me out in my remaining days.
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mililo4cpa 05:31 PM 04-02-2020
Originally Posted by D2112:
Myself
Bugeater (gotta watch after my pigsknuckle peeps)
Bwana
Frazod


And special guest medical consultant and the modern day robert Neville, the honorable Dr. Hamas Jenkins PHD
This is where I stand as well....of course, that is risky because they may tire of my bullshit and just off me....
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