I think I need to thank someone on here for entering my name in a free computer drawing, I think.
Apparently someone on here, or maybe some other person on the net entered my name to win a free computer to help me with my college work. Because last night when we got home from Billings, MT I found a large box sitting on my front porch, delivered via UPS. There was a letter attached to the box that read as follows:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Mr Edwards, your name was submitted on-line to us ( Compaq ) to be entered in a free drawing for one of the new computer's we are giving away this holiday season, for educational purposes. And in our recent drawing your name was drawn to WIN!! You are now the proud owner of a new Compaq Presario. The following person(s) submitted your name and a short letter telling why you should be considered for this gift. You can thank ____(A_fellow_CHIEFS_Fan)_____ for your new computer from Compaq. Congratulations & good luck in pursuing your education.
So to whomever submitted my name, THANK YOU.
This Christmas season has renewed my faith in my fellow man. Between this and a few other things I have received this year from other members here on CHIEFS PLANET, who wish to remain unmentioned by name, this is truly a wonderful Christmas.
THANK YOU ALL, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS. ALL of you will be in our prayers & thanks for a long time. And may the joy you have given to me & my family be repaid to you & yours many times over. [Reply]
I didn't have anything to do with it but I did want you to know I entered you in the Trojan Used Condom drawing. Hopefully you win that one also. [Reply]
Maybe Compaq selected your name after watching the Chiefs game on Saturday and figured you'd need something to do in the offseason if the defense doesn't pull its collective head out of it arse. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I'm thinking back about all the things I've used JOhn's name for, but I don't remember the computer drawing. I've used his name for Viagra purchases, internet porn registrations, price inquiries on cell phone plans, my purchase of a manhood enhancer pump, my OrangeMane account, and illegal software purchase sites, but I don't remember a computer drawing.
do those pumps work? Enzyte makes me fart :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
They work great, but it's mostly just swelling.
I think the discoloration from the bruising makes you think you've gained some size. I think I heard your wife say, "Once you go black, you never go back." [Reply]
Originally Posted by Talisman:
I think the discoloration from the bruising makes you think you've gained some size. I think I heard your wife say, "Once you go black, you never go back."
Only Kevin could turn the thread in this direction, this is beyond even the mad hijack skilz of endelt. [Reply]
Originally Posted by ZachKC:
Where has ENDelt been? I have seen much from him of late.
He is in KC for the holidays and is too cheap to hook his folks up with High Speed Internet. So he comes on once in a while to make a post and bitch about their slow dial-up.:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by ZachKC:
Where has ENDelt been? I have seen much from him of late.
He's back in KC for Christmas. He went up to the Vikings game and was on late last night for a little while, but hates using his parents' dial-up connection.
I think this is the one week a year he pretends he has a life. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Logical:
He is in KC for the holidays and is too cheap to hook his folks up with High Speed Internet. So he comes on once in a while to make a post and bitch about their slow dial-up.:-)
