He mistook his insulin for Cognac… happens to the best of them.
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How do you know?
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The gun charges are probably as bullshit as mine were. "Carry of a weapon during the commission of a crime". Even though I had both hands outside the vehicle and declared the weapon as they approached the truck. Not the spirit of the law in any way, shape or form. He didn't intend to "commit a crime" when the evening kicked off.

I live alone on a dead end road in bumfuck Texas, and if I pull up my driveway and see there are unauthorized (i.e., ANY) people in my house, I'm not counting on the Sheriff's department to save my ass...so yeah, I have a loaded weapon in the fucking vehicle, since all the others are in the house.
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I presume this is a research based assertion? :-)

Pretty funny nonetheless. Well done, but it was teed up, I had to swing.
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Ummm, I can name another QB in his twenties with a far worse dad bod. And girly knock knees to boot :-)
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