I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.
OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -
Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.
Then he gives his name and number.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.
Needless to say my coworkers all got a kick out of it.:-) And a couple of them even said I should take it as a compliment. Yeah right!:-)
OK, now back to lamenting and letting out the anger.
CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART!
Hader,
this is a sick world with sick people [Reply]
Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?
Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome! :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a fag drink?
Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.
Kids these days don't have a f*cking clue what a martini is.
Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a faggish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed.... [Reply]
Originally Posted by JennyGump:
Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?
Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome! :-)
When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a fag drink?
Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.
Kids these days don't have a f*cking clue what a martini is.
I prefer the vodka martinis myself (not a big gin guy). [Reply]
Originally Posted by raiderhader:
When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.
Originally Posted by raiderhader:
I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.
OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -
Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.
Then he gives his name and number.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.
Originally Posted by JennyGump:
Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a faggish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....
If you see a man walking around with a “Cosmopolitan” you can bet on it! [Reply]
