Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ? - Page 3

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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"If you have sex with me, I'll untie you," generally works, but it's also more of a short-term strategy.
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Originally Posted by raiderhader:
Thank God! He finally changed it!

I stare at it like i did the one, forget who had it, with the "But their mine!" girl who grabbed her tats.
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Have you tried the "classic"? Wanna F*ck?
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By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.
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DOH, i meant g-spot ...
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Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.

After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up
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Originally Posted by royr17:
By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.

I think you might mean the g-spot. I think you two should try to find the vagina before you go looking for needles in a haystack for virgins.
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Originally Posted by kcnut:
Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.

After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up

Wake up? WTF over:-)
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Originally Posted by royr17:
By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.

3/4-1 inch inside the left nostril....usually on the fleshy side.
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Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav:
I think you might mean the g-spot. I think you two should try to find the vagina before you go looking for needles in a haystack for virgins.

:-)
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Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav:
Wake up? WTF over:-)

No shit; I ain't ever slept in my car after sex..... :-)
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The old fashioned....

"Hi, nice shoes. Wanna F*ck?"
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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan:
No shit; I ain't ever slept in my car after sex..... :-)

:-)
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I knew this thread had potential as comedy gold.
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Originally Posted by royr17:
By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.

Ok, ok....for real this time; inside the vaginal entrance, 3/4 to 1 inch along the backside of where the clitoris is.....it's a soft-indentation, about dime or nickel sized.

If you push gently three or four times.....you'll know whether you are close; gently massage, in circular motions....clockwise and counter-clockwise, with interruptions to apply direct pressure.

Within a few minutes, you will be rewarded with a puppy....that will follow you around for at least a few weeks.
:-)
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