George Brett Statue No, Otter, I won't have gay sex with you - Page 3

Stop sending me all these love letters. I'm flattered, but I'm just not interested.

Nobody thinks of you as a wolf among sheep like you pretend to be on here. It's okay to just be yourself, you know. You might get the occasional playful jab or zinger sent your way, but CP is a welcoming community for its regulars, and if you're bothered by your homosexual attraction to Christian McCaffrey, that's no reason to harass people on here with your advances. We just want you to be happy and safe, that's all.
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Originally Posted by Donger:
What does this mean? Can someone translate homo to straight?

Shut your dick massager limey

Use your imagination. You do it every day.
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Originally Posted by :
I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

Is this "fury" like the people who dress up like animals and ask for litter boxes in their Motel 8 or fur like mink coat fur?
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Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Imagine, if you will, this happening on a day, a day when the Chiefs play on Sunday night football.

That doesnt start for a long time. We can easily draw all over the walls in crayon before then
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Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Use your imagination. You do it every day.

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Originally Posted by Donger:
What does this mean? Can someone translate homo to straight?

Shut your dick massager limey

Forsooth, my good gentleman, mightest thou refrain from having thine own cock holster emitting bleating sounds like a pregnant sheep about to burst giving birth? Thou shalt have mine own everlasting appreciation for thine efforts!

Now go fornicate with thine own mother, O citizen of Brittain!
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Originally Posted by Bowser:
In a nutshell, basically.

Ok I did read it. He claims to be a navy seal and also has access to the entire arsenal of the marine corps?

That takes a lot of gay sex, man.
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Who do you think gets to be on top when you two have your diddy party?

Otter's a big softie once you get to know him. Gets pretty clingy, actually. It's something he needs to work on.
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Originally Posted by Bowser:
Forsooth, my good gentleman, mightest thou refrain from having thine own cock holster emitting bleating sounds like a pregnant sheep about to burst giving birth? Thou shalt have mine own everlasting appreciation for thine efforts!

Now go fornicate with thine own mother, O citizen of Brittain!

Word, to your mother.

I hope that sounded "hip."
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Originally Posted by RealSNR:
Otter's a big softie once you get to know him. Gets pretty clingy, actually. It's something he needs to work on.

Quit making him breakfast
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Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Quit making him breakfast

He can't quit me. I made fun of him one time and that bruised his big bear ego too much.
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Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Quit making him breakfast

It's fury girls under ware with bunny tail that can't resist when he cooks.

His scrambled eggs suck but he manages OK with the toast.
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So he’s into butt sex and furry stuff? I’m going to assume all of his insults are projection at this point.

Is it butt sex with only white guys? I predict he’s most passionate with minorities.
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