My Ode to Chiefsplanet - Page 3

I know, it's hilarious.

But it's drafturbator!
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Originally Posted by Hootie:
I know, it's hilarious.

But it's drafturbator!

Ahh. I'll have to fix that. Reaper wrote a pretty damn good chorus. I may have to throw that in there and give him the cred, I don't think I can beat it.
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I read it last night in between my drunken stooper/drunk phone calls/facebook idiocy and thought it was hilarious.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Ahh. I'll have to fix that. Reaper wrote a pretty damn good chorus. I may have to throw that in there and give him the cred, I don't think I can beat it.

While I think Reaper's chorus is solid, I think it's too time-sensitive. It won't mean anything in a couple of years. I think it needs to be more all-encompassing.

And it needs more cowbell.
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I have your chorus

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack
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I'd like to see Demonpenz perform this.
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Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

Chorus(All together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

Chorus:-)All together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

:-):-):-):-)
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Have a technical question for the mods involving Chiefsplanet itself. I use vbulletin's software to run a forum as well. We deal with about the same amount of traffic that this site gets daily. We were on a Yahoo Small Business hosting environment however Yahoo is horribly slow. We need to find a new web host pretty quick, and I was curious what Chiefsplanet uses since everything seems to run smoothly over here.

Thanks in advance for the help, didn't want to start a new thread just for this so hopefully somebody sees it.
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

Chorus:-)All together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

:-) Awesome.
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Originally Posted by shammus:
Have a technical question for the mods involving Chiefsplanet itself. I use vbulletin's software to run a forum as well. We deal with about the same amount of traffic that this site gets daily. We were on a Yahoo Small Business hosting environment however Yahoo is horribly slow. We need to find a new web host pretty quick, and I was curious what Chiefsplanet uses since everything seems to run smoothly over here.

Thanks in advance for the help, didn't want to start a new thread just for this so hopefully somebody sees it.

start this as a thread over in the mediacenter and you'll run into some our more computer savvy members who can probably answer this question for you
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Okay. Chorus added. I'll figure out a bridge when I get home.
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The part in We didn't start the fire where it's like "JFK BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY" Should be "Frazod's Fridg-a-day BLOWN AWAY Overhead smokes a Jay"
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hahaha!! i love this place
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We didn't start the Planet
it's been churnin
Left the Star a burnin
We didn't start the Planet
That was Kyle by a country mile
and now it goes on and on and on and on
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