Poop Getting old sucks - Page 3

Originally Posted by Bump:
I'm not the one shitting myself :-)

hell I didn't even shit myself a few weeks ago when I did a colonoscopy with the prep the night before

Never said I did. Just that it's something you have to consider at a certain age.

I get probed in a couple weeks. Im dreading the not eating more than anything.
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Originally Posted by penguinz:
I would never date a women in here 20's. If I were to end up on the market I don't think I would date anyone.

I would get a copy of Barneys Playbook and spend the rest of my life trying to nail someone from every country.

Life is too short to be tied down.

I noticed how you didn't say 'a woman' there

so back to my first post
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Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia:
You're not alone, I sharted last night too for the first time in years.

All dat turkey. It’s like spackle on my bowels.
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Your dick still work?
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Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Your dick still work?

Stay away from my dick.
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Originally Posted by Bump:
I noticed how you didn't say 'a woman' there

so back to my first post

So clever. I bet you are still laughing thinking you had such a funny response.
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Originally Posted by penguinz:
So clever. I bet you are still laughing thinking you had such a funny response.

just gave my head a little nod and said "yup, called it"
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Originally Posted by Bump:
just gave my head a little nod and said "yup, called it"

Called what? A second grade level response is nothing to be proud of.
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Originally Posted by penguinz:
Never said I did. Just that it's something you have to consider at a certain age.

I get probed in a couple weeks. Im dreading the not eating more than anything.

well good luck with yours, hope they find nothing. The not eating wasn't difficult for me, the first part of the prep sucked. But the last 5 hours were hell if you are doing the 2 dose part like I did. I never want to drink something salty and slightly berry flavored ever again
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Originally Posted by Bump:
well good luck with yours, hope they find nothing. The not eating wasn't difficult for me, the first part of the prep sucked. But the last 5 hours were hell if you are doing the 2 dose part like I did. I never want to drink something salty and slightly berry flavored ever again

Thanks. I know it's going to be clean so not worried

I'm about to turn 50 and my grandmother died from colon cancer so I guess that raises my risk a bit.

I eat 6-8 times a day so it's going to be rough.
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I love you to RoTC.
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We are just like vehicles, eventually out rear main seal is gonna go.
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It’s to bad you can’t replace it
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Originally Posted by KCUnited:
I somehow developed tennis elbow while sleeping

I’ve sprained my ankle twice now. While I was asleep. How does that happen?
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