I'm not even sure how the process works where this actually becomes a decision point. It's never even occurred to me to try it, let alone ask any female if she would let me. Perhaps I'm the exception.
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Lick outside, not inside.
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Understatement of the year!
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Wait, what?
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You dont ask, that would be awkward. :-)
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No, I refuse to believe that anus licking is an activity that is commonplace for the majority of people, even people from Missouri.
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When you get your tongue and face in there close enough to be licking. Does a fat or skinny girl have a different ass diameter?
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Anyone gonna start a thread asking if you'd let a girl lick YOUR asshole?
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...is like licking a battery
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Isnt the standard to apoligize afterwards than ask permission before?

Maybe we should build and publish a ass licking template for straight guys?
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I've been there, done that. It was like licking a Life Saver Gummy that had been in one of those outdoor crappers at the fair for a year.
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IM SO HUNGRY!!!!!
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This is a point where ignorance is truly bliss.
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A pretty good rule to live by is if it has to do with shit, don't put your mouth in, on, or around it.
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