Stop sending me all these love letters. I'm flattered, but I'm just not interested.
Nobody thinks of you as a wolf among sheep like you pretend to be on here. It's okay to just be yourself, you know. You might get the occasional playful jab or zinger sent your way, but CP is a welcoming community for its regulars, and if you're bothered by your homosexual attraction to Christian McCaffrey, that's no reason to harass people on here with your advances. We just want you to be happy and safe, that's all. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
What does this mean? Can someone translate homo to straight?
Shut your dick massager limey
Forsooth, my good gentleman, mightest thou refrain from having thine own cock holster emitting bleating sounds like a pregnant sheep about to burst giving birth? Thou shalt have mine own everlasting appreciation for thine efforts!
Now go fornicate with thine own mother, O citizen of Brittain! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bowser: Forsooth, my good gentleman, mightest thou refrain from having thine own cock holster emitting bleating sounds like a pregnant sheep about to burst giving birth? Thou shalt have mine own everlasting appreciation for thine efforts!
Now go fornicate with thine own mother, O citizen of Brittain!