TimeForWasp 06:07 PM 09-07-2022
The VA found blood in a sample and now I am getting my first Colonoscopy.
I am just a little worried and nervious, and worried and nervious.
Scared they are going to find something bad.
[Reply]
jdubya 07:24 PM 09-07-2022
Nothing better than a propofol nap.
And a cheeseburger never tastes better than the first one you have after a colonoscopy
[Reply]
Jewish Rabbi 07:25 PM 09-07-2022
You’re so butthurt from the thread the other day you need a colonoscopy?
[Reply]
TimeForWasp 07:29 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
You’re so butthurt from the thread the other day you need a colonoscopy?
I thought that was it.
[Reply]
neech 07:34 PM 09-07-2022
I did the mail-in Cologuard test.
Easy peasy Japanesey.
[Reply]
MarkDavis'Haircut 07:35 PM 09-07-2022
Drop the soap and spread your cheeks.
[Reply]
Dartgod 07:36 PM 09-07-2022
TimeForWasp 07:44 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by neech:
I did the mail-in Cologuard test.
Easy peasy Japanesey.
I did that and they found blood.
[Reply]
Rain Man 07:46 PM 09-07-2022
I'm getting a colonoscopy in the next month or two myself. Let's be colonoscopy buddies!
[Reply]
TimeForWasp 07:48 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I'm getting a colonoscopy in the next month or two myself. Let's be colonoscopy buddies!
we don't have time for a butthug. You are in Colorado and I'm in Montana.
[Reply]
Marcellus 07:54 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
You should be able to turn down the water pressure a bit.
:-)
This one took me a second.
[Reply]
TimeForWasp 07:55 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by RubberSponge:
You doing the Miralax sprints tonight?
Mixing whiskey in on it. They didn't say I couldn't
[Reply]
SupDock 08:00 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by TimeForWasp:
I did that and they found blood.
87 percent chance of a false positive (no advanced polyp or cancer)
[Reply]
TimeForWasp 08:02 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
I take a shower every time after I take a shit!
There should be a shit in shower .
[Reply]
TimeForWasp 08:03 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by TimeForWasp:
we don't have time for a butthug. You are in Colorado and I'm in Montana.
I grossed myself out with this comment.
[Reply]
DaFace 08:08 PM 09-07-2022
The prep is far worse than the procedure.
[Reply]
