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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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88TG88 04:49 PM 02-13-2009
Cool. I'll send her a link to this thread in a few minutes.
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Iowanian 04:56 PM 02-13-2009
I hope the first girl that sees your peepee in an adult situation, laughs and heckels you relentlessly like the world champion state fair dunk tank jester.
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Hammock Parties 04:58 PM 02-13-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
I hope the first girl that sees your peepee in an adult situation, laughs and heckels you relentlessly like the world champion state fair dunk tank jester.
Forgive me father, for I have IM'd.
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KChiefsQT 06:02 PM 02-13-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Well that was fun.
Wow. That was low and really harsh... especially coming from you, who was overweight not too long ago. I'm disappointed!
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Buck 06:09 PM 02-13-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Well that was fun.
Not cool dude.

On the other hand:



Approves.
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Valiant 06:12 PM 02-13-2009
Originally Posted by KChiefsQT:
Wow. That was low and really harsh... especially coming from you, who was overweight not too long ago. I'm disappointed!
Have you not figured this out??

Him being fat was not his problem..

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Hammock Parties 06:18 PM 02-13-2009
You guys are hilarious...for all we know it was some 40-year old dude in his underwear.
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KChiefs1 08:07 PM 02-13-2009
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
That was pretty classless. I expected more from you, especially considering you used to be 300 pounds yourself.
I found through experience that people who have lost a lot of weight are the worst when it comes to interacting with others.
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Hammock Parties 08:13 PM 02-13-2009
Originally Posted by KChiefs1:
I found through experience that people who have lost a lot of weight are the worst when it comes to interacting with others.
So you're an asshole?
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KChiefs1 08:15 PM 02-13-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
So you're an asshole?
most definitely...but I'm not at the level you've attained.
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Hammock Parties 08:17 PM 02-13-2009
Originally Posted by KChiefs1:
most definitely...but I'm not at the level you've attained.
Are there laws against jerking people around over AIM that I should know about?
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'Hamas' Jenkins 08:19 PM 02-13-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Well that was fun.
What the fuck?

People that do that kind of shit have serious emotional issues.

If a chick is fat, she knows it. Hell, chicks that aren't fat do more than enough self-loathing to destroy their self-esteem. Why torture someone like that?

That's just sociopathic.
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Predarat 10:02 PM 02-13-2009
GoChiefs now I think that whoever it was that ratted you out deserves a freakin medal!
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Hammock Parties 11:18 PM 02-13-2009
Simply Red FTW!

Originally Posted by :
SimplyRedRyan: come on down to the gossip corner
SimplyRedRyan: brb,
SimplyRedRyan: going to get a soft drink
SimplyRedRyan: Diet Coke
bfett81: fantastic
SimplyRedRyan: 8oz bottle
SimplyRedRyan: k
bfett81: i have a story for you too
SimplyRedRyan: ok
SimplyRedRyan: go first
bfett81: i chatted with one of these cock-hungry MILFs from AFF
bfett81: turns out she was really haggard
bfett81: ugh
bfett81: FAIL
bfett81: ok, your turn
SimplyRedRyan: ORLY, false adver?
SimplyRedRyan: huh?
SimplyRedRyan: helro
SimplyRedRyan: ?
bfett81: nah, just...selective in the photo she chose
bfett81: on her profile pic
SimplyRedRyan: oic
SimplyRedRyan: k
SimplyRedRyan: don't make fun
SimplyRedRyan: k
SimplyRedRyan: Got a manicure and Pedicure tonight
SimplyRedRyan: I get there
SimplyRedRyan: k
SimplyRedRyan: I'm good for about 5 per yr
SimplyRedRyan: k
SimplyRedRyan: whatever
SimplyRedRyan: it's like a massage
SimplyRedRyan: and good sanitation
SimplyRedRyan: right?
SimplyRedRyan: anyhow
bfett81: don't worry, i approve of your vaguely homoerotic behavior
bfett81: continue
SimplyRedRyan: so, I go do this and I'm immediately by a vietnamese girl, now I know what you're thinking, Vietnamese, isn't the best looking out of the asian family
SimplyRedRyan: BUT
SimplyRedRyan: but, this girl was incredibly
SimplyRedRyan: ruby red lipstick, cool jeans, kicking body
SimplyRedRyan: get this
SimplyRedRyan: she's like 110lbs
SimplyRedRyan: fake tits
SimplyRedRyan: it was beautiful
bfett81: nice
bfett81: i'd hit that
SimplyRedRyan: so, she asked me if I like Vietnamese women
SimplyRedRyan: ok,,
bfett81: lol
SimplyRedRyan: she's 40 and looks like
bfett81: you playa
SimplyRedRyan: 25
SimplyRedRyan: boomin' body I SWEAR ON EVERYTHNG/ANYTHG
SimplyRedRyan: so she showed me her new phone
SimplyRedRyan: and we exchanged numbers
SimplyRedRyan: she brought me a bowl of dum dums
SimplyRedRyan: pops, er whatever
SimplyRedRyan: and said it was our valentine
SimplyRedRyan: lol
SimplyRedRyan: cheese, but yet, cool
bfett81: fucking awesome

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Simply Red 11:20 PM 02-13-2009
Ownage evening. HFVD!
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