Skyy God 11:56 AM 12-17-2021
Jewish Rabbi 02:34 PM 08-30-2022
Originally Posted by threebag:
Might buy him a house and a soccer mom car, like Clay’s mom did.
He’ll have to buy the garage himself tho
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Iowanian 02:35 PM 08-30-2022
"Why's Crave Cryin?!"
"Cause He just got dunked on!"
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Jewish Rabbi 02:36 PM 08-30-2022
Crave wishes he got half the bitches that Froggy Fresh does
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Iowanian 02:38 PM 08-30-2022
You say he can't get girls
Cause he ain't very tall
But when she sees his stacks
I'll betchu that she calls.
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Sassy Squatch 02:44 PM 08-30-2022
Duther, Scuther, Juther and Pruther,
Cave Johnson, I slept with your mother.
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BWillie 02:46 PM 08-30-2022
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
I bet her pussy looks like the inside of a chicken nugget
I like pussies and chicken nuggets
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Jewish Rabbi 03:00 PM 08-30-2022
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
You say he can't get girls
Cause he ain't very tall
But when she sees his stacks
I'll betchu that she calls.
He’s made out with so many girls
He’s made out with every girl in the world
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raybec 4 03:27 PM 08-30-2022
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson:
Greece now off the table.
It’ll be too cold in October and the gf is doing a CO yoga retreat with her bi-curious bestie.
Needless to say, I’d be cool with a hall pass if they FaceTime me.
Man, you are absolutely fucking pathetic. I truly feel sorry for you and I hope you can find some type of meaning for your life.
https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline
Call them, for real buddy. You're spiraling.
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TripleThreat 03:28 PM 08-30-2022
Where’s the ass OP? The thigh is gone now too?
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smithandrew051 03:41 PM 08-30-2022
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
He’s made out with so many girls
He’s made out with every girl in the world
Even Beyoncé thinks that he’s cute!
It’s okay Beyoncé, he thinks you’re cute too!
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Coochie liquor 03:47 PM 08-30-2022
I think every time Crave makes a post on any thread, we should all only respond with BELIZE THAT
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MarkDavis'Haircut 03:49 PM 08-30-2022
The Chiefs are red
Denver is navy blue
Cave, guess what?
Even Raiders fans don't believe you
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Titty Meat 03:54 PM 08-30-2022
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
I think every time Crave makes a post on any thread, we should all only respond with BELIZE THAT
U stealing my line dawg
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ToxSocks 03:56 PM 08-30-2022
I'd like to know Mecca's opinion on this.
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rabblerouser 04:10 PM 08-30-2022
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
I think every time Crave makes a post on any thread, we should all only respond with BELIZE THAT
Oh, Please Belize...
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