Originally Posted by Claythan:
Buying lemonade from little girls will make you feel like a pedophile.
As a childless middle-aged man, I made the discovery years ago that nothing good can result from my interaction with children of any age, gender, or breed. The best thing that could happen is that I catch a cold. So I just stay away from them.
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
As a childless middle-aged man, I made the discovery years ago that nothing good can result from my interaction with children of any age, gender, or breed. The best thing that could happen is that I catch a cold. So I just stay away from them.
I wanted some lemonade though. And felt like contributing to capitalism.
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Holy Christ you got your original name back. What? You got that "modeling" contract and blew Bob Dole in Senators Gone Wild?
I bought a seedless watermelon that was not seedless and tasted rancid, not rotten, just not right. But feel foolish taking it back for a refund, who returns fruit. I have been scammed!!