Chickity China the Chinese chicken

I think if Ross Perot was elected president that one year, this country would be a lot better off.

Victoria Justice is now over 18 so I feel no shame in saying I want her bad.

Lucy Liu was on "Craig Ferguson" last night. That's some 43-year-old Asian food I'd love to sink my chopstick into.

You'd just get horny an hour later.
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Still worth it though.

Tangent: if a Great White shark eats a Chinese guy, is he hungry for another one a couple of hours later?

Is that a family guy reference from the end of the world twinky factory episode?

I was on the SDSU Aztecs message board and I mentioned how it was my birthday on Saturday and like 6 different people offered me a ticket for free to the game. It's sold out.

The first guy messaged me at 2 am and said he'd put it in will call for me. I replied back at 3 am with my info so he could put it in Will Call for me. Everyone else who responded, I said thanks, but no thanks, someone already gave me a ticket.

Fast forward to 2 days later and the guy messages me and says, "Sorry Buck, but someone else beat you to the ticket."

I was like, Motherfucker, you messaged me at 2 am and I replied at 3 am and you had someone beat me to the ticket? WTF dude?

Now I doubt I can make it to the game. This fucking sucks. Oh well, I'll just start drinking a couple hours earlier on Saturday now.

I have a,never been worn campaign T-shirt from his run. It has his funnyass face on it. Best SNL skits ever.
Collectors idem for my kid some day.

ok i just drank some shit from Stone Brewing Company. 24 oz bottle of some of the best brew i've ever had. "Stone Vertical Epic, Chapter Ten".

This beer + a few bowls = I'm on a good one and enjoying a minute on CP.

CP has lost it's Burst.

Yea, I know...REPOST




btw, my cat has the nastiest farts. :-)

Have a drum stick and your brain starts tickin'.....that's how it goes right? Something like that.


KFC Sucks. Worst shit i've had in a long time. Can't remember the last time it was good actually.

Mashed Potatoes are good though. So is there Biscuts. That's about it though.

A biscuit sounds delicious actually.

Mmmmm........Mashed potatoes and biscuits.......