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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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ChiefsCountry 01:21 AM 01-16-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
FYI she lives like an hour away...so I'll post blog updates on the trek to ****...LOL
So she lives on what the otherside of Houston.
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Hammock Parties 01:25 AM 01-16-2009
yeah.....about 34 miles south
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88TG88 02:14 AM 01-16-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Should I tell her about the V-card?
don't
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BWillie 02:27 AM 01-16-2009
Just tell her you lost your genitals in 'Nam
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Valiant 02:43 AM 01-16-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's cool...I'm the one being pursued here....she wants the Clay-dick...I'll just play it smooth and throw my hotdog down her hallway.
Cold, limp and mushy??
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Chiefs=Champions 05:03 AM 01-16-2009
Go for it mate! MILF, MILF, MILF!!!
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luv 07:32 AM 01-16-2009
Any wagers on if he'll get attached? Or is it only girls that tend to do that?
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DaKCMan AP 07:39 AM 01-16-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Any wagers on if he'll get attached? Or is it only girls that tend to do that?
He's pretty girly..
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Delano 07:50 AM 01-16-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Any wagers on if he'll get attached? Or is it only girls that tend to do that?
Yes. I bet he doesn't post on the planet for weeks. I lost many friends during middle/high school for long periods of time when they recently lost their virginity and would do nothing but hang out with their bed buddy and try to get laid more.

Clayton is at that same stage.

We'll miss you, brah!
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Hammock Parties 08:37 AM 01-16-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
We'll miss you, brah!
:-)

Unfortunately she lives too far away for any of that.
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Baby Lee 08:45 AM 01-16-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
:-)

Unfortunately she lives too far away for any of that.
Bet you can't pork just one.


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StcChief 08:48 AM 01-16-2009
She may think it's turn on to "deflower" you keep the V-Card handy
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Planetman 09:10 AM 01-16-2009
This is obviously some sort of sting operation. The cop car is a dead giveaway.
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Katipan 10:49 AM 01-16-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Or is it only girls that tend to do that?
heh.

not so much.
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Delano 12:48 PM 01-16-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I just had the longest phone conversation with a female of my life.

Apparently all this bullshit came up at work and she can't meet today. But we're making plans to meet in the future. She kept telling me how good-looking I was and laughed at my retarded jokes so that's a good sign. She sounded HOT. I love her voice. It's texas twangy. I want her poon-tangy.

She also did most of the talking, which is a good sign. My last date's jaws were wired shut.
Wait is that the MILF?
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