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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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luv 07:47 AM 01-13-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
From those pics she's cute, but of course our resident dummy starts off by talking politics then tries to (as always) bring up sports only to end by contradicting himself and telling (most likely) non-truths.
All that talking, and he still knows little about her. She's a liberal who doesn't vote, her dad was some kind of newspaper editor with a nice office, she frequents gay bars, and she's very agreeable.

I don't think she needed the shot looking down her shirt, but I guess that's why she'd get dates where I wouldn't.

Gay bars are fun, but I think it's just because I've only gone once and found it rather interesting. I think that would lose it's appeal after a little while. Unless, of course, she's bi. I guess guys like that too.

Next time, when you ask her a question, give her a chance to answer it. You asked her what she does, yet you never found out.
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Hammock Parties 07:55 AM 01-13-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
From those pics she's cute, but of course our resident dummy starts off by talking politics then tries to (as always) bring up sports only to end by contradicting himself and telling (most likely) non-truths.
Why.......that is a hell of a thing for you to say!
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Deberg_1990 10:58 PM 01-15-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
LOL..I just TOTALLY gave my digits to this 41-year old MILF teacher who was pursuing me like a dog in heat...amazing. I told her about my teacher fetish and she got all suggestive. She asked for MY digits...LOL.


Cougar!!

Jump on it.
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Demonpenz 11:02 PM 01-15-2009
cougers have this trick where they grab your balls really hard and the pain keeps you from cuming to fast. Might be a good one to knock out clayton so you don't spurt on someone you like later on
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Skip Towne 11:03 PM 01-15-2009
You wouldn't have to worry about marrying her. She could just adopt you.
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Skip Towne 11:22 PM 01-15-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
From those pics she's cute, but of course our resident dummy starts off by talking politics then tries to (as always) bring up sports only to end by contradicting himself and telling (most likely) non-truths.
"I work in the media". Hahahahahaha
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Hammock Parties 11:23 PM 01-15-2009
Fake it till you make it, Skip.
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RustShack 11:25 PM 01-15-2009
I'd hit it.
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beach tribe 11:28 PM 01-15-2009
Do it Claythan. It's waay overdue.
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Hammock Parties 11:31 PM 01-15-2009
Should I tell her about the V-card?
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Skip Towne 11:33 PM 01-15-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Fake it till you make it, Skip.
Yeah, agreed. That sounds much better than I live with my parents and am unemployed. I'm sure they do it back to you.
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Kyle DeLexus 11:34 PM 01-15-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Should I tell her about the V-card?
She may just give you a few million bucks to let her take it from you
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RippedmyFlesh 11:35 PM 01-15-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Should I tell her about the V-card?
I haven't been a virgin in 34 years but if I was I would hit that instantly.
An older woman would be good they are kinder and more patient with rookies.
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Thig Lyfe 11:42 PM 01-15-2009
I think we may finally have a decent lead, gentlemen.
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Thig Lyfe 12:26 AM 01-16-2009
omg
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