He might just be one of the dumbest motherfuckers on earth. Gets his stupid ass traded from the greatest QB and HC of all time to go play with a dweeb HC and a mush brain QB just so you can get a few million more per year. Promptly after getting your bag you decide to knock up every woman you sleep with and in 2024 alone you will have at least 6 children born in that year alone. I can only imagine the amount he's paying in child support. The nasty ass is raw dogging everyone and hasn't gotten a vasectomy to stop this issue.

Fucking idiot.
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FYP
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Tyreek is just where he wants to be and making more than he ever imagined.

I hear in Miami they have a lot of girls that toast their flesh in the sun
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There are tons of baristas in KC that need a baby daddy, too.
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I'd say the flip side is he's enjoying his attention whore (and unfortunately man-whoring) life, interviewing with anyone who will listen, while being in his own spotlight in Miami versus sharing it with Mahomes and Kelce.... he got his ring and his life is currently all about him.

I don't think he's hating it.
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Not 1? Effing stupid.
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The top 32 best players in the league are the starting QBs. Without them football would be almost unwatchable and their team would lose.
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No, what's really FN stupid is no Sneed and McDuffie in the Top 100

I mean, Mahomes not being #1 is basically just salty nuts at this point, and outside of Tyreek Hill, every player that said Tyreek instead of Mahomes doesn't really think Hill is better than Mahomes.

But I don't get how a First Team All-Pro and the best CB in the NFL last year, aren't in the Top 100.
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Most important, maybe, although if you define that by who's production would be harder to replace it would certainly not be the case.

Best at playing football? Obviously not.
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Damn I didn't know that. Sneed was shutting down almost every single elite WR in the league last season.
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What’s even more ridiculous is that the two time Super Bowl Champions have only three players in the top 100: Mahomes, Jones, and Kelce. I just don’t understand the logic.
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What a terrible argument.

In no world should guys like Trevor Lawrence and Sam Howell make the top 100 over guys like Tyreek Hill, Chris Jones, Kelce, etc.
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Do you even watch football??
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This is a hard concept to put into words, but Patrick Mahomes has produced a higher rate of clutch PO wins/moments relative to the rest of the league than anyone in history.

Like it's not even close.

For example, 50% of the 4Q comeback wins in the NFL playoffs since Super Bowl 54 have been engineered by one QB.

If you were keeping track of all 4QC wins in the NFL playoffs, Mahomes has:

3 of the last 4 (75%)
4 of the last 8 (50%)
5 of the last 10 (50%)

No one has ever stood out like this.

Hell, only 11 QBs even have 3 4QC wins in the playoffs. Only 7 have at least 4, and only Brady (9), Montana (5), and Mahomes (5) have 5.

The Packers being bad on special teams (2021 SF, 2023 SF) might also be the only reason it's not 5 of the last 8 for Mahomes.

Either he's going to run this up to obscene proportions, the Chiefs are going to start blowing out more teams in the playoffs, or they're going to hit a wall in close playoff games.
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