no kidding.

Looked like there was some dog shit stains on that thing.
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you dumbass
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I have been in Houston the last few days and I have no clue why Clayton hasnt gotten laid. There is a ton of tail down here and its not that hard to get either.
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It's called not using your balls
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I just don't go out, dude. The club scene intimidates me.
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It's too bad you don't have a group of friends to go with, its alot of fun and tons of random drunk chicks will grind their ass on your crotch.
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JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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I havent been to a single club yet, just a couple of the local bars and the Galleria. Havent got to much game since I dont have a place to bring them back to,my buddies wife would kick my ass.
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So you haven't gotten any tail?

Bars and clubs are essentially the same thing for me. Any place that is dark and serves alcohol and plays loud music gives me the willies.
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Just some numbers that I dont care about. I didnt try to take it further bc I really didnt care I got other things to do.
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Go and have a few, have mom or someone pick you up later, trust me get that liquid courage in ya and you'll get some digits, confidence dude
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By the way Houston is pretty cool town. The weather is nice - compared to the crap Springfield and KC had last couple of weeks.
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I have no doubt that I could. But I don't really want digits.
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Didgets are the key. Text message and phone calls are the way to do it.
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SEXT MESSAGING............... ughhh... it's so vital bro
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