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Hall of Classics>*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
luv 10:31 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by 4th and Long:
So, ... you don't like it? :-)
Is it bad that I knew you would ask that?
4th and Long 10:33 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
I don't have the money to get a guy drunk enough for that.
Here we go again ...

You want me to give you a few pointers that don't involve beer and are almost guarenteed to work?
4th and Long 10:33 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
Is it bad that I knew you would ask that?
It's bad for me. I'm too predictable.
luv 10:34 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by 4th and Long:
Here we go again ...

You want me to give you a few pointers that don't involve beer and are almost guarenteed to work?
Does it involve walking up to a guy and grabbing his junk?
4th and Long 10:34 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
You know, I have a tower I haven't used in years. Nothing was wrong with it when I stopped using it. I just started using my laptop exclusively. I haven't used it for a couple of years, and it was old before that. I don't even know what operating system is on it, or if I still have the cables required to power it up...lol.
When I first starting reading this, I was expecting a Rapunzel joke.
4th and Long 10:35 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
Does it involve walking up to a guy and grabbing his junk?
Nope.

And why is "junk" an acceptable term? Mine's old but it's far from being classified as junk.
luv 10:38 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by 4th and Long:
Nope.

And why is "junk" an acceptable term? Mine's old but it's far from being classified as junk.
Oh, I know someone who says to go up and grab a guy's....uh, crotch. If he doesn't immediately pull away, the start gently massaging.
4th and Long 10:41 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
Oh, I know someone who says to go up and grab a guy's....uh, crotch. If he doesn't immediately pull away, the start gently massaging.
That only works in bars and crap like that. It's not even close to what I was going to suggest.
luv 10:42 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by 4th and Long:
That only works in bars and crap like that. It's not even close to what I was going to suggest.
Personality gets a girl nowhere.
4th and Long 10:47 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
Personality gets a girl nowhere.
That's total bullshit but not where I was headed either. Give me just a moment to collect the 5 baby kittens I have wandering about so I can get back to my laptop.
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4th and Long 10:55 PM 09-02-2011
Speaking of which, anyone want a kitten?
4th and Long 11:00 PM 09-02-2011
I'm thinking luv left before I could impart my wisdom.
4th and Long 11:01 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by 4th and Long:
Speaking of which, anyone want a kitten?
Anyone at all?

Bugeater 11:03 PM 09-02-2011
Well, they do look delicious.
Dr. Johnny Fever 11:07 PM 09-02-2011
Originally Posted by luv:
Oh, I know someone who says to go up and grab a guy's....uh, crotch. If he doesn't immediately pull away, the start gently massaging.
ftr any woman who would do that to me as an icebreaker I would assume will do it to about anyone... aka don't touch her with a 10 foot pole.
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