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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Tribal Warfare 01:45 AM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
She deleted her profile. Goddammit.
That could be good, because she believes she believes she has found her "go to" guy
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Hammock Parties 01:51 AM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:
That could be good, because she believes she believes she has found her "go to" guy
No, it's bad. She has no other fucking way of making contact.
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Tribal Warfare 01:53 AM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
No, it's bad. She has no other fucking way of making contact.
you didn't give out your contact information? Okay, I stand corrected
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88TG88 01:56 AM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Oh yeah. I might throw them $50, first. Expensive, but could be worth it. I have several messages from horny MILFs already. Including one that's in my neighborhood, apparently. She just sent me a key to her "private
showcase."

These bitches are too far away. Don't know why they messaged me. Can't read it until I fork over ze monay.
They got you right where they want you. They set up fake profiles and send you tons of messages. Once you pay the girls stop talking and the messages stop coming. I hope you haven't already paid them.
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Hammock Parties 01:59 AM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by 88TG88:
They got you right where they want you. They set up fake profiles and send you tons of messages. Once you pay the girls stop talking and the messages stop coming. I hope you haven't already paid them.
Nope.

Probably not going to now. But I KNOW AFF is legit. Most of the other sites are not.
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Tribal Warfare 02:00 AM 12-19-2008
Let's go back to square one, what is the 1st thing that comes to mind when you approach to talk to a girl? It's probably ohh shit, I have no fucking clue what to say. I hope I don't mess this shit up.


I'll tell you this most girls are thinking WTF does this guy want, I hope he isn't a desperate douche. Use that to your advantage and make fun of the situation, or act like a cocky comedian who's gimmick is I'm the baddest motherfucker on earth in a light hearted way.
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88TG88 02:03 AM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Nope.

Probably not going to now. But I KNOW AFF is legit. Most of the other sites are not.
Ya, there are a few real people on that site. But, they might still pull that little scam.
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BWillie 02:03 AM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Nope.

Probably not going to now. But I KNOW AFF is legit. Most of the other sites are not.
It may be "legit", but it's alot like craigslist. Most of the profiles are fake so you are probably wasting your time.
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ShortRoundChief 02:27 AM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Oh shit, access to her private showcase is free. I'm kind of grossed out. She claims to be 38.

she's got man hands
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mikey23545 03:37 AM 12-19-2008
Damn, that woman is as flat as an ironing board.
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Hammock Parties 05:01 PM 12-19-2008
Wat.



Originally Posted by :
thought id toss a joke your way before i left for the holidays

a duck walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey dude whats your name and how you doin today?" the duck says, "I'm Lewey, Im doing good been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck as for!"

another duck walks in the bartender askes "Hey dude what's your name and how you doin today?" the duck says, "I'm Duey, Im doing good been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck as for!"

the bartender questions, "Hey, what's your name and how you doin today?" the duck says in such a cute voice, "Hi, Im Puddles"




have a great christmas!

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unothadeal 05:10 PM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Wat.

She sent you that or you sent her that?
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Hammock Parties 05:14 PM 12-19-2008
she sent me that
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The Franchise 05:16 PM 12-19-2008
She looks like she's 18 and watches every season of the Hills.
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ChiefsCountry 06:18 PM 12-19-2008
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23:
She looks like she's 18 and watches every season of the Hills.
Like that matters.
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