Chiefs *****The Patrick Mahomes Thread***** - Page 2508

He should name his next kid Corium

Spend the length of a football game in his presence and you'll be dead.
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Originally Posted by dlphg9:
Technically it is

Maybe for losers and he isn't a loser. I see him again on lake and he's not in a boat partying, I'll become a Bengals fan.:-)
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Originally Posted by RealSNR:
I'm gonna get neg repped to oblivion, but whatever.

He names his kids stupid shit. The metal theme is neat and all, but Bronze is just an absolutely horrendous name. It's associated with many negative qualities. Third place. Cheap and plentiful. The Bronze Age collapse.

Call him junior around the house. Or something else. Or even better, just save the weird metal names for your dogs, not your kids.

To each their own.:-)
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I've known a few "Trey"s who were IIIs, at least Bronze mixes it up a little.
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
A boat pulling you on a lake is not catching waves.

Originally Posted by FlaChief58:
1. He wasn't being pulled

2. Wake = wave

I'm pretty sure he was pushing the boat. On a wakeboard. With a rope. Because I fully believe that Patrick Mahomes II can do that.
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Karen Jonstone to Patrick Mahomes: “You woke up the wrong motherf*****!” pic.twitter.com/GAhKWXO08c
— Chiefs Kingdom Memes - CKM (@kcchiefsmmz) July 15, 2023

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:

Karen Jonstone to Patrick Mahomes: “You woke up the wrong motherf*****!” pic.twitter.com/GAhKWXO08c
— Chiefs Kingdom Memes - CKM (@kcchiefsmmz) July 15, 2023

Pretty sure Crosby is a grown-ass man.
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Originally Posted by ReynardMuldrake:
Pretty sure Crosby is a grown-ass man.

It's a Karen
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Originally Posted by RealSNR:
He should name his next kid Corium

Spend the length of a football game in his presence and you'll be dead.

Adamantium. Adam for short.
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This is why I love Patrick Mahomes II more than I've ever loved a quarterback before. He loves the game as much as I do.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/683361096965570
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:

Karen Jonstone to Patrick Mahomes: “You woke up the wrong motherf*****!” pic.twitter.com/GAhKWXO08c
— Chiefs Kingdom Memes - CKM (@kcchiefsmmz) July 15, 2023

So a woman named Karen started this petition. Who'd a thunkit?
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Originally Posted by Rain Man:
This is why I love Patrick Mahomes II more than I've ever loved a quarterback before. He loves the game as much as I do.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/683361096965570

Also Chad Henne.
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:

Karen Jonstone to Patrick Mahomes: “You woke up the wrong motherf*****!” pic.twitter.com/GAhKWXO08c
— Chiefs Kingdom Memes - CKM (@kcchiefsmmz) July 15, 2023

Won't somebody think of the children?!?
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:

Karen Jonstone to Patrick Mahomes: “You woke up the wrong motherf*****!” pic.twitter.com/GAhKWXO08c
— Chiefs Kingdom Memes - CKM (@kcchiefsmmz) July 15, 2023

100% a joke, has to be. Especially since it's a literal "Karen"
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:

Karen Jonstone to Patrick Mahomes: “You woke up the wrong motherf*****!” pic.twitter.com/GAhKWXO08c
— Chiefs Kingdom Memes - CKM (@kcchiefsmmz) July 15, 2023

Lmao, Patrick is teaching kids to curse? Well maybe parents should monitor what their kids are watching and not let them watch a TV show that is rated TV-MA (TV-MA (Mature Audience only) symbolizes a show or series created only for adult audience viewership. The TV-MA tells that a specific TV show has graphic sex scenes, foul language, explicit violence, or a combination of these elements) sounds like parents shouldn't let kids watch this. These kids haven't ever heard cursing until they watched the show?
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