You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.
This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.
No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.
All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.
Known bribes:
BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.
If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.
BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.
Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief
Raised on Riots:
Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.
Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.
Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time
Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Heh. If you had only agreed to remove the tin-foil hat and stop with the ridiculous conspiracy theories....
Look, I don't like RoR any more than the next guy but n00b of the year is virtually meaningless and I'm having fun splashing in the kiddy pool.
My participation is just for the fun of it. It is rather funny that Flop started the bribe with casino cash thing and freaked when I showed up as his holdings are in large part from me. Well now that you are in the mix the tables have turned on me~ :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
huh? whats this? Raised on Riot is Death Carl Satan? Is this true? If so thats a disqualification for King of the n00bs title.
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider:
He started out as Darth Carl Satan if I recall right~
guys if thats true he is out. It clearly has been the policy and rules ever since this started that if someone posts on here leaves and or gets banned and comes back under another name that they are no longer a n00b and not elgible for the noob of the year award. [Reply]
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider:
My participation is just for the fun of it. It is rather funny that Flop started the bribe with casino cash thing and freaked when I showed up as his holdings are in large part from me. Well now that you are in the mix the tables have turned on me~ :-)
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
guys if thats true he is out. It clearly has been the policy and rules ever since this started that if someone posts on here leaves and or gets banned and comes back under another name that they are no longer a n00b and not elgible for the noob of the year award.
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
So, another vote? :-)
man. this sucks. Yes, he was admitted the he was DCS. That makes him inelgible for the King of the N00bs title because he's not a n00b. He was a poster before on the planet and came back.:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
man. this sucks. Yes, he was admitted the he was DCS. That makes him inelgible for the King of the N00bs title because he's not a n00b. He was a poster before on the planet and came back.:-)
Originally Posted by cookster50:
I voted for RoR, why you ask? Because I could.
Thank you! And Rep.
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
guys if thats true he is out. It clearly has been the policy and rules ever since this started that if someone posts on here leaves and or gets banned and comes back under another name that they are no longer a n00b and not elgible for the noob of the year award.
Bob Dole chose to let me back in the door, but I had to have a different name.
Originally Posted by FAX:
There's also evidence that he was born in Kenya.
FAX
DCS was in the 2008 poll and got 19 votes. But since that poll and King of the n00b crown was never awarded and he admits to being the same person, I'm on the fence about disqualification. A mod did let him back in knowing who is really was. What say you Planet?
