It's 6:30. I think luv has been swept off her feet.
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literally?
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I hope so. She deserves a great guy.
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Hopefully she's still breathing. Preferably breathing hard.
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Me too. I've met her and she seems like a nice gal.
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I think I have talked to her before-what is her name again?
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I agree with you.
She does deserve a great guy.

Unfortunately for her, I'm already married.

J/K
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I think she wants someone a bit younger. Why buy the cow when the Milk is free.
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Unfortunately for her or unfortunately for you?
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I joke alot, but my wife and I have been together for 20 years, and she is the best thing, by a huge margin, that has ever happened to me.

I would never do anything to jeapardize that.
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It turns out creepy dude speaks in tongues....





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I think your clock is fast; at the time of your post it was only 6:23pm. :-)
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did she have the
sperm shake for
desert
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You could
use innuendo
lessons.

Maybe you could
have said
"protein shake for
dessert."
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your anal
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