He stole some douches pics pretending to be him. Cmon this has happened like 10 times on here.
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So did you manage to bag Kate Upton yet?
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xztop123 just needs better opening line material:


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Said that on the first or second page. The fact this guy has gotten 25 pages of response should make him eligible for some award
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Five pages of responses, n00b!
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CP is slipping
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On my phone it's 25 pages so go bathe in antifreeze.
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This is you trying to get all the hot ass


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I bet skylar eats more pussy than a Boston Terrier
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Nope Nope NopeNoptity Nope.


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this thread is hilarious.

dude you are trying too hard and it shows.

you don't chase, you let them chase..girls can spot that tired routine a mile away..
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I spent the first 20 years of my life not chasing. I have nevr had a gf. I don't really know how to have sex or even kiss. (the response here will be to get a fatty and practice) but i am picky



im actually an above average guy on here, since this is mostly random cheifs fans who are older men

In a bar full of guys trying to get laid im well below average
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The notion of having talked to over 1,000 girls and not having one GF come out of it leads me to a place mentally where when a girl DOES like me I will wonder what the hell is wrong with her. It would deviate too far from the norm.

The idea of not chasing pussy is not legit.

I asked a 90 year old guy what he regrets about his life and he said not chasing more girls.
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Wilt Chamberlain and Charlie Sheen said the same thing. Hell every male with a working penis will say that.
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