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Hall of Classics>The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.
Pasta Little Brioni 03:00 PM 05-20-2013
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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-King- 02:50 PM 06-01-2013
Originally Posted by patteeu:
:-) @ "2% FaceBooking friend requests to DaneMcCloud"

Nailed the part about brainstorming on how to fit in on ChiefsPlanet.
:-) This.
rico 02:55 PM 06-01-2013
If Hootie genuinely thinks that he can't make the top 25 funny due to the lack of cons with the good posters, then the topic name should be modified a bit... Instead of "The List of 100 with Hootie," it should be "The List of 100, Roasted by Hootie."

I don't care how good the poster, ANYONE on here can be roasted about SOMETHING. The top 25 CAN be funny. It may be a challenging task, but it can be done, I'm sure.
-King- 02:56 PM 06-01-2013
Originally Posted by rico:
If Hootie genuinely thinks that he can't make the top 25 funny due to the lack of cons with the good posters, then the topic name should be modified a bit... Instead of "The List of 100 with Hootie," it should be "The List of 100, Roasted by Hootie."

I don't care how good the poster, ANYONE on here can be roasted about SOMETHING. The top 25 CAN be funny. It may be a challenging task, but it can be done, I'm sure.
Really?

Roast Rain Man. .....Go!
rico 03:05 PM 06-01-2013
Originally Posted by -King-:
Really?

Roast Rain Man. .....Go!
That can be done. I don't have time right now, honestly. But I've seen SNR somewhat roast Rain Man before. It was about a year ago and I have no idea what it was in regards to in terms of topic, but he mentioned something along the lines of how he didn't understand how Rain Man didn't have more of a reputation of having "asshole" tendencies because he thought Rain Man could be subtly as sarcastic as anyone on here.

I can't remember for 100% certainty that those were the EXACT details, but it was something along those lines. And I'm pretty sure it was SNR.
SAUTO 03:07 PM 06-01-2013
Originally Posted by -King-:
Really?

Roast Rain Man. .....Go!
The guy drives an apricot beemer, there is definitely some material
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Hootie 03:08 PM 06-01-2013
90. Dave
Join Date: 8/22/00
Total Posts: 45,443

I was totally shocked to see Dave had over 40,000 posts. The only time I even realize he's a member of this board is when he starts blabbering his terrible opinions on QB's. He honestly thinks Joe Flacco is an elite QB. Apparently Dave looks like Matt Cassel, too...so you know he looks like a pillowbitergot. Dave is king of the "10 posts or less" threads...meaning he finds a lot of stupid shit interesting no one else cares about.

Pros: I'm his favorite poster on this board, so you know he has good taste. Doesn't jerk it to Jesus like his brother Dave Lane. Recommended the NutriSystem weight loss program to Frazod. To Frazod's credit, he tried it...but ate an entire month's worth of food in 3 days. Kind of defeats the purpose there, guy. Often posts with no shirt on Tuesday's and refers to it as "Topless Tuesday." I tried telling him guys don't really refer to themselves being "topless", so now he does it on Sunday's too and calls it "Shirtless Sunday's." Personally, I think that's pretty gay but whatever.

Cons: Types with one hand when viewing the Pictures sub-forum. Plays the "I would/wouldn't **** her" game at church every Sunday when the girls walk by his pew to get communion. Answers rhetorical questions because he's a moron. Refers to aluminum foil as tin foil because he's gay. His nickname for himself is "fluffy puff." Weird, I know.

Outlook: Bro...just because Joe Flacco Rahim Moore'd himself into a Super Bowl doesn't mean he's elite. Joe Flacco is in the Alex Smith tier of QB's. I appreciate you thinking I'm a great poster and all...so maybe next year if you just stfu about QB play and realize you don't really understand what you're watching...you can slide into the top 80.
Thig Lyfe 03:09 PM 06-01-2013
I NUTTED
SAUTO 03:10 PM 06-01-2013
Topless Tuesday :-).
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SAUTO 03:11 PM 06-01-2013
Can't believe lot lizards weren't in there somewhere
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Hootie 03:11 PM 06-01-2013
Originally Posted by -King-:
Really?

Roast Rain Man. .....Go!
Rain Man is so cool, smart, and witty...and doesn't waste any posts on meaningless drivel, it's amazing.

However, knowing all of that...would anyone really be surprised if he and Dane weren't like the two guys from 'Kiss the Girls'?
BlackHelicopters 03:13 PM 06-01-2013
Still hard
rico 03:18 PM 06-01-2013
God I love this shit.
Hammock Parties 03:26 PM 06-01-2013
This is pretty funny.

Originally Posted by :
Recommended the NutriSystem weight loss program to Frazod. To Frazod's credit, he tried it...but ate an entire month's worth of food in 3 days
Good ranking for that shit dick homer, Dave. He's a scrub.

Hootie on.
Simply Red 03:27 PM 06-01-2013
We're looking at six wins this season GoChiefs. How do you feel about that?
Hootie 03:28 PM 06-01-2013
we better win at least 8 fucking games and it better not be a we're 6-8 and win two meaningless games our last two weeks

I want to cheer for a team in playoff contention god damnit. I don't give a shit if that makes me a true fan I'm tired of getting all amp'd for Sunday...and then within 4 fucking minutes we're already down 3 scores.
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