I have a date. - Page 244

So, Claythan, its Friday.

This chick wants you.

Are you going to man up and take her out tonight or what?

I know that they are celebrating Octoberfest out here this weekend, theres got to be something going on in Houston.

Even if you don't seal the deal, go out with her and have fun, maybe there will be a second date.
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
It lives.

http://i34.tinypic.com/xdgj20.jpg

For some strange reason, I am absolutely obsessed over this thread and you finally getting laid.
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
For some strange reason, I am absolutely obsessed over this thread and you finally getting laid.

I think you will be able to enjoy it for years to come. A matter of fact it may be the never ending thread.
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Originally Posted by TrebMaxx:
I think you will be able to enjoy it for years to come. A matter of fact it may be the never ending thread.

Even if gochiefs does score, he's going to continue harvesting the crop from this premium attention garnering gimmick.
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Yeah, I stopped looking at this thread weeks ago.
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Originally Posted by TrebMaxx:
I think you will be able to enjoy it for years to come. A matter of fact it may be the never ending thread.

Even if I get laid, I'll still be looking to get laid more. Now if something turns into a "friends with benefits" thing, I probably wouldn't post details. But multiple sexual escapades would require chronicling.

As for ms. high cheekbones, I haven't talked to her today.
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This bitch lives in Wyoming.

Originally Posted by :
me: stacyyyyyyyyyyy! Down for anything if it's kinky? NICE!
Stacy:You know it baby. So that doesnt intimidate you? Me being kinky and you being a virgin? I dont think you could handle me. hmmm...
me:
me: That definitely intimidates me, but I never back down from a challenge. I wish you were Houston!
Stacy: did you check your e-mail?
me: sure did miss wyoming
Stacy: and what do you have to say
me: i sent you a reply
me: brb
Stacy: your funny
me: lack of sex has developed other areas of my brain
Stacy: im sure it has
Stacy: why arent you having sex? you look fine
Stacy: damn fine
me: i used to be fat
me: i only got fine this year
me: + used to be jehovah's witness
Stacy: well congrats. whats being jehovahs witness have to do with anything?
me: didn't date anyone until i was almost 20
me: fucked up my game
me: im sexually repressed lol
Stacy: im sure it did. but at the same time some women like that.
Stacy: that sucks
me: hence my online search
me: and yes it does
me: you got any more pics?

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Don't tell chicks your a virgin.
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Originally Posted by 88TG88:
Don't tell chicks your a virgin.

It's really my best card at the moment.
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no I have a cock
or I have a snatch threads
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's really my best card at the moment.

I guess, but don't tell them it was because you were fat. Just keep playing the Jehovah angle.
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