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Nzoner's Game Room>***Official 2024 STL Cardinals Thread ***
BigRedChief 08:39 AM 03-28-2024
I'll update the rosters and opening day lineup when its officially released.

2024 Opening Day roster.
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For the new Cardinal fans that joined the Planet since last year, here are some of the historical threads going back to 2006.
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Pasta Little Brioni 06:57 AM 06-02-2024
Originally Posted by bdj23:
Remember when they didn't want to trade Dylan Carlson and Walker for Juan Soto?
Jesus
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Pasta Little Brioni 06:59 AM 06-02-2024
Originally Posted by jd1020:
Wrong. His worst possible value will be a year from now when he requires a 26 man roster spot or DFA.

At least right now you can still sell him as the potential 40 HR middle of the lineup bat at 22 years old with 6 years of control. Multiple teams would come knocking. He would easily still be the center piece of a blockbuster deal today.
They'll trade him for peanuts and he'll become an All star
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'Hamas' Jenkins 11:01 AM 06-02-2024
Arenado is completely washed. He's a negative defensive 3B now, and his desire to try to go oppo has taken away any power he once had. He's got some of the worst bat speed in the league, and he's not squaring up anything.

Him walking after '22 would have been a blessing
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Pasta Little Brioni 11:08 AM 06-02-2024
Mo or Paton? Who is worse at their job?
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Marco Polo 12:08 PM 06-02-2024
I have loved Arenado since I watched him as a rookie at Coors but the best thing for the Cards long term is to let Goldy and Nolan walk once their contracts are over. Probably won't trade Goldy in July unless we lose every game in June, so let him walk. Perhaps some contender will want Nolan in the next few years for "veteran leadership".
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'Hamas' Jenkins 12:49 PM 06-02-2024
Originally Posted by Marco Polo:
I have loved Arenado since I watched him as a rookie at Coors but the best thing for the Cards long term is to let Goldy and Nolan walk once their contracts are over. Probably won't trade Goldy in July unless we lose every game in June, so let him walk. Perhaps some contender will want Nolan in the next few years for "veteran leadership".
Arenado has negative value. If they put him on waivers after the trade deadline, they'd have to attach prospects and eat money just to have someone take him.
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'Hamas' Jenkins 07:38 PM 06-02-2024
Marsh is the filthiest looking motherfucker since Corey Hart.
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Pasta Little Brioni 07:58 PM 06-02-2024
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins:
Marsh is the filthiest looking motherfucker since Corey Hart.
Would be the best outfielder by far on the Cardinals
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ChiefsCountry 08:12 PM 06-02-2024
Bryce Harper contract. Good times when DJ' nut destroyed Prison Douche on that one.
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raybec 4 08:28 AM 06-05-2024
Keynan Middleton is done for the year. He has a 6 Million dollar option for next season. He didn't throw a single pitch this year. Mo will pick up that option and try to make him an outfielder.
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Marcellus 08:32 AM 06-05-2024
Originally Posted by raybec 4:
Keynan Middleton is done for the year. He has a 6 Million dollar option for next season. He didn't throw a single pitch this year. Mo will pick up that option and try to make him an outfielder.
At this point does it really matter?

I was getting concerned they were going to play just well enough to miss the playoffs and save everyone's jobs. Whew that doesn't look like its going to happen.
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DJ's left nut 08:34 AM 06-05-2024
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
Bryce Harper contract. Good times when DJ' nut destroyed Prison Douche on that one.
Bryce Harper: Not any better than Jorge Soler

That's one of the all-time head scratchers right there...
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DJ's left nut 08:41 AM 06-05-2024
Ha -- okay, fun with similarity scores:

Bryce Harper - most similar batter through age 30: Barry friggen Bonds (and age 28 and 29 as well)
Jorge Soler through 30?: Jonny Gomes. At 28 and 29? Dan Pasqua.

Yeah - same guy.
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raybec 4 08:44 AM 06-05-2024
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Ha -- okay, fun with similarity scores:

Bryce Harper - most similar batter through age 30: Barry friggen Bonds (and age 28 and 29 as well)
Jorge Soler through 30?: Jonny Gomes. At 28 and 29? Dan Pasqua.

Yeah - same guy.
Don't go shitting on Dan fucking Pasqua buddy boy.
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Pasta Little Brioni 09:05 AM 06-05-2024
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Ha -- okay, fun with similarity scores:

Bryce Harper - most similar batter through age 30: Barry friggen Bonds (and age 28 and 29 as well)
Jorge Soler through 30?: Jonny Gomes. At 28 and 29? Dan Pasqua.

Yeah - same guy.
You bent him over harder than Saul Good used to do to him...wow.

If I remember right he was using some hilariously small sample size to make his "comparison "
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